J.A. the Architect

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games

Tell my baby send me some 😭

I be asking for the simplest shit and nobody ever comes through for me. It’s really insulting & annoying at this point.

Them jawns looks slapping

Damn you made these???

Where these from

I slept all day today and I’m still tired

Hot take: bagels are the worst Bacon egg and cheese vessel

Yo that new scent Violette 30 from Le Labo smells amazing! need it ….

bm pussy so mf good 😭😭😭

I’ve reached another level of adulting.. I enjoy yogurt !

I blame African twitter accounts.

i love a nasty pretty bitch.

I just did an interview and the mf was on camera literally flirting with me. I said umm yeaaa that’ll be the end of this interview. Thank you so much for your time bc wtf 😭