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Celebrating American Exceptionalism

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Joined June 2023
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wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
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Quote of the night goes to KJ Bolden, when asked if this was a complete performance: "No, we could've put up 60, I feel like... Could've got a shutout. Our standard's high at Georgia. Like, we don't got the regular standards like everybody else."
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Osama Bin Laden, mastermind of the September 11 attacks, is photographed retreating from Kabul in a pickup truck. He is headed to a place called “Tora Bora.”
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I remember the days when a 12-0 team and 11-1 team played in a conference championship and whoever lost missed the playoffs 💔🕊️
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Tim Tebow said this after losing 1 game during the season cus he knew a national title was Cooked . Now a 4 loss sec team will make the 24 team playoff
I remember the days when a 12-0 team and 11-1 team played in a conference championship and whoever lost missed the playoffs 💔🕊️
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No one stole this election. @AnnieAndrewsMD won because scores of Republicans voted for her. @DrewMcKissick and the @scgop failed to unite the party down the stretch, and Darline was a bridge too far for a lot of our voters. It really is that simple. Put down the tin foil.
There is a HUGE problem with South Carolina Midterm Results 🚨 The election results show there were more Republican votes for Secretary of State and Treasurer than for US Senate and Governor seats According to this, Republicans voted Red for Secretary of State but then chose to vote Blue to flip the Senate seat for Democrats. IMPOSSIBLE Secretary of State: 1,073,652
Treasurer: 1,062,666
Attorney General: 1,059,358
Governor: 1,051,010
Comptroller General: 1,048,553
Agriculture Commissioner: 1,042,601
Superintendent of Education: 1,032,516
All U.S. House: 1,030,966
US Senate: 951,896 The Senate race was against Democrat Annie Andrews, and she won So Democrats flipped this seat because voters turned out to vote Red for Secretary of State and Treasurer but then voted Democrat for Senate?? RIGGED
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ESPN pockets $140 million to kill conference championship games, then gets the 24-team playoff all to itself for 5 years. College football loses one of its best weekends and the network gets paid to take it away. Unreal.
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Yeah man we would much rather watch Bama vs JMU instead of the SEC championship. That’s what we’ve been begging for
Here is what the 24-team #CFP bracket would've looked like if it was in place last season 🍿🏆
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Germany and the world’s academic community observe 9 November, a notable day in the German 20th century for three major historical events: the abdication of Kaiser Wilhelm (1918); Kristallnacht (1938); and the Fall of the Berlin Wall (1989). In the European dd/mm format, this day is known as 9-11.
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Replying to @slmandel
Can you do some type of reader survey on this at the athletic?
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It just means less
Statement from @SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey on @CFBPlayoff expansion to 24 teams:
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The race for the SEC title game in Atlanta is absolute chaos! 🏈 Georgia holds the pole position at 6-1 in conference play, but a massive logjam of two-loss teams is fighting for that second spot in the SEC Championship Game. Here is how the chaotic tiebreaker scenarios shake out right now: 🐶 Georgia (6-1): Controls its own destiny. Win out against Missouri and South Carolina, and they lock up the #1 seed. 🐘 Alabama (5-2): Needs to win out, but loses a 2-team tiebreaker to Tennessee (head-to-head) and Texas (common opponents). They do hold the tiebreaker over Kentucky. 🤘 Texas (6-2 mix): In a great spot. They hold a massive common-opponent tiebreaker edge over Alabama if they finish tied. 🍊 Tennessee (6-2 mix): Holds the golden ticket head-to-head tiebreaker over Alabama if it comes down to those two. 🐈 Kentucky (6-2 mix): The ultimate wild card, needing a chaotic multi-team tiebreaker to fall their way. Who do you think locks up their spot in Atlanta? Let me know below! 👇
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That pretty girl in your DMs on X: AI Pretty girl on Facebook: multilevel marketer Pretty girl at the gym: prostitute Pretty girl at the office: Chicom spy Pretty girl in your militia: Fed
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Charlie was murdered in the middle of a debate with people who hate him while wearing a shirt that said "freedom." He died defending Chappelle's right to be offensive. And Chappelle thanks him by reveling in his death. But as offensive as that is, none of us who knew and loved Charlie want Chappelle to suffer the same fate. We don't want Chappelle dead, and we wouldn't "feel better" if someone murdered him. That's not how we respond to speech that offends us because we're not bloodthirsty lunatics. If you're laughing about Charlie's murder, or feeling good about Charlie's murder, you're acting within your rights. You're free to be sadistic. But that's exactly what you are. Your soul is sick. The only thing I wish for you is that you'd come to realize it — before it's too late — and beg for God's forgiveness.
“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” - Dave Chappelle
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Added a beautiful, handsewn quilt to my bed tonight to prep for chilly fall nights ahead, and of course it's GEORGIA colors! ❤️🖤🤍 #FallYall
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Alright America, it’s time for us to fly back home to Germany. 🇺🇸🇩🇪 We can’t lie, we’re really, really sad to leave. What an incredible trip this has been. So many new experiences, so many places we’ve visited and so many amazing people we’ve met along the way. We’re just incredibly thankful that we even had the opportunity to do something like this. We know that being able to travel for this long is far from normal and we don’t take any of it for granted. This entire trip turned out to be even better than we could have ever imagined. We’ve been talking about how much we’d love to just keep traveling. Another few weeks on the road, Christmas in America, going to the College Football Playoffs. If we could, we’d do it without thinking twice. A few people have asked us whether it ever gets tiring. Driving for hours almost every day, constantly changing hotels and always being on the move. And the answer is: Not at all. Even after all these weeks, we were still just as excited about exploring this country as we were on day one. There wasn’t a single point where we felt like we’d had enough. We genuinely enjoyed every part of this adventure. We also really hope you guys enjoyed following along as much as we enjoyed sharing everything with you. Meeting so many of you at stadiums, on campuses and in random places across the country made this trip even more special. Those are memories we’ll never forget. And then there’s college football. What started as something we were simply curious about has turned into a sport we’ve completely fallen in love with. My two travel buddies are even seriously considering joining an American football team back in Hamburg now. One wants to become a kicker, the other a cornerback and start intercepting passes, haha. We’ll see how that goes. I don’t really know what else to say. These past weeks have just been incredible and I wish we could do it all over again. Thank you to everyone who welcomed us, helped us, showed us around, gave us recommendations or simply followed our journey. You made this trip even better than we could have ever imagined. Until next time, America! 🇺🇸❤️
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Yep that about sums it up. (📷: @KathrynMayPhoto)
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LOOSE CORGI
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Ryan Day 6-5 in his last 11 and looks defeated the entire game Never ever ever compare that guy to my coach again, he’s in a tier of his own
Kirby Smart is LOSING IT and the Dawgs are up 14-0 😭
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The #1 brand in the Big Ten got eliminated from the CFP yet here we are
I'm not sure you'll hear this much on ESPN this week but it was a devastating weekend for the SEC.
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