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Mr. B

@MrInvigorator

Tortured AZ sports fan. Business owner. Millionaire. Pilot. Musician. Actor. Model. Postman. Billionaire.

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Today I ran a sub 3 hour marathon and qualified for Boston with less than a minute to spare. Promptly puked my brains out the second I finished
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Trump getting blown out in Midterms has gone full Frank Reynolds in the aftermath
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@sentdefenderNov 9
UFC President Dana White takes the podium in the White House briefing room after being introduced by U.S. President Donald J. Trump.
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I may have just gotten out of the hospital but the Cardinals will be what kills me. Tell Michael Bidwill he's not invited to my funeral
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Are the 2026 AZ Cardinals the worst red zone team in the history of the NFL?
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After almost 2 weeks in the hospital, I'm out. They have me on so many meds it felt like I bought out the entire pharmacy but nice to be home.
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@MrInvigoratorOct 25
Surgery was on Tuesday. It's been a battle since. Still in the hospital and my white blood cell count hasn't dropped. Please pray that the Docs get this infection under control and I can go home soon.
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Surgery was on Tuesday. It's been a battle since. Still in the hospital and my white blood cell count hasn't dropped. Please pray that the Docs get this infection under control and I can go home soon.
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@MrInvigoratorOct 21
Well, my appendix ruptured. This pain is legendary. Never experienced anything like this
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Well, my appendix ruptured. This pain is legendary. Never experienced anything like this
Mr. B (@MrInvigorator) profile pictureMr. B
@MrInvigoratorOct 20
Getting admitted for Appendicitis. Surgery today. If this is my last tweet, I want to be taxidermied. I'll let you all choose the pose.
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Getting admitted for Appendicitis. Surgery today. If this is my last tweet, I want to be taxidermied. I'll let you all choose the pose.
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@MrInvigoratorOct 20
First time in the ER in my 30s. At least I'm wearing my honorary grippy socks
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First time in the ER in my 30s. At least I'm wearing my honorary grippy socks
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My dad is very proud of his Home Depot Nephilim Skeleton. Dudes yearn for giant Halloween decorations
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Illegal Rib Dealer (@tubingtyler1) profile pictureIllegal Rib Dealer
@tubingtyler1Oct 19
Finally got around to starting to build Halloween town. Should be done tmw. Kind of mad I waited this long.
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Chad Ryland recreated the Jay Feely image. Go Cardinals I guess
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Let Jacoby cook (another 3 and out on first and goal). Brissett is allergic to the end zone
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Mikey Keene for president. The Cutter Boley experience is over
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@MrInvigoratorOct 17
Can we please end the Cutter Boley experience? This dude is a football terrorist
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Cutter Boley's second delay of game in the first quarter. ASU and Dillingham need to cut their losses and bench this kid. Worst statting ASU QB this side of the year 2000
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@MrInvigoratorOct 17
Can we please end the Cutter Boley experience? This dude is a football terrorist
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Can we please end the Cutter Boley experience? This dude is a football terrorist
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Me in my Tesla Roadster after 6 Zipparitas
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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My mother gave birth to me in a hotel room and the sheets looked just like this
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@_vandulOct 14
Brother you ain’t lived til you’ve tried Rudy’s out in Texas
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Idk why Arizona has the lowest rated McDonald's in the country. This looks like a perfectly fine Egg McMuffin to me
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Justin Ferguson (@JFergusonAU) profile pictureJustin Ferguson@JFergusonAUOct 15
this is taking me out
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Two 1-4 teams from tiny schools on a Wednesday evening. Dozens of people in the stands. This is what CFB is all about. #Sickos
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When the bring out the "Sales Engineer" during the Teams meeting
Dr Sean Travers (@seanjetravers) profile pictureDr Sean Travers@seanjetraversOct 12
He always looked like he zoned out during Pinhead’s monologues
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