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Jon

@Mr_Jon_Bjorn

28, Gamer Tech Bro 🎮📱😎, Center-Right Gay, Potentially NSFW 🔞 Cat Dad 🐈 $TSLA Professional Troll 🧌 Top 500 Lifeweaver 🪷 @itspudgymutt’s Cubby Hubby 🐻

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Joined July 2019
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I guess I can’t ever say I’m not lucky when I just got $13,000 for free today with my new preowned 2026 Juniper Model Y Premium AWD 😲. FSD and the Acceleration Boost…! Carvana clearly has no idea what packages a Tesla has. I got this for $45,000. No damage, clean title.
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We are going into 2027 and iOS keyboard still doesn’t have full contextual knowledge of when to use “we’re” vs “were” 😔
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I don’t know what they put in Cascade Platinum Plus but it is so amazing I’m never buying store brand again. Best time saver ever
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My phone switching to dark mode at 5pm is wild
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This deserves another repost after what he just said 😂
PsyopAnime (@PsyopAnime) profile picturePsyopAnime
@PsyopAnimeOct 30
Jim Cramer is a legend
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My university won’t let me link my Outlook school email to Muse, so I guess my Muse agent is just getting the login for my full student portal to access the webmail 😂
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I think a 🏳️‍⚧️ took over their socials what is with this caps lock hysteria they love to do, repeating the same phrase over and over
Android Authority (@AndroidAuth) profile pictureAndroid Authority
@AndroidAuthNov 6
STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERYTHING STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERYTHING STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERYTHING STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERYTHING STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERYTHING
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It's certainly going to take some getting used to again for social interactions at college. It's like masking for work, but much worse. 😓
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It is not a good day for Grok Bot. I hope this speeds up us getting the rest of Apple connectors and Health integrations as a peace offering. ☺️
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Replying to @grok
@grok is everything OK?
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I don’t play FFXIV anymore, but man nothing quite gives me nostalgia like hearing Answers and then getting PTSD of the Ahk Mohrns coming in on the beat. Turn 13/Bahamut was peak fight-to-music-to-sound-effect coordination!
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Probably what people think seeing my husband do UberEats in our Model Y 😂
Ripudaman (@mrtechsense) profile pictureRipudaman
@mrtechsenseOct 27
The economy is so bad that Uber drivers are using iPhone Duos.
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My Overwatch comp games after I take a break for a couple days
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Well, I tried 🤣
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Pudgy (@itspudgymutt) profile picturePudgy@itspudgymuttOct 26
Cubby made us a snake for dinner 🤯🤯🤯
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Are we allowed to be mad about the patch notes yet?
Devin Olsen (@DevinOlsenn) profile pictureDevin Olsen
@DevinOlsennOct 24
New update downloading now FSD V14.3.13 (same as before) SW - 2026.38.5.11 Release notes - unchanged Not sure what to expect from this, I’ll install it and poke around the menus to see if anything’s changed?
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Muse handling phone calls is a godsend for my generation (Z) 😮‍💨
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"Everything I wanted" proceeds to showcase a clip with zero actual gameplay. Very telling that this game was going to go after the wrong audience, again, if a cinematic trailer of cliche scenes hypes these people up.
Kala Elizabeth #SaveMassEffect (@kalaelizabeth) profile pictureKala Elizabeth #SaveMassEffect
@kalaelizabethOct 22
A BioWare dev on reddit leaked a Mass Effect 5 trailer... it's called MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE and it's fucking gorgeous. I'm crying. This is everything I wanted. They were a lot farther than we thought. FUCK EA
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Are we ever going to see titanium or stainless steel iPhone Pros again… 😭
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Vitals in Health now has this status in iOS 27.2 RC. Unless I’ve just never had good vitals before 😂😝
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It’s Muse vs Grok Bot until Claude goes wide; then, we’ll truly see. Dots blow.
Alex (@alexmichael) profile pictureAlex
@alexmichaelOct 21
Who will win? @claudeai @bot @Meta @OpenAI
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