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You washed ur clothes, used expensive detergent, and they still smell like a damp towel? Your washing machine might be the real culprit. Watch this!

Bills lately.

Black friday used to mean hunting for discounts. Nw we're checking our bank balances to see if we're even qualified to participate.

Somewhere in the world, there's a person who has never accidentally opened their front camera. I wonder what it's like to live without that kind of trauma.

There's a special kind of friendship where u can disappear for three months, meet again, nd continue the conversation like you only saw each other yesterday. No explanations. No guilt. Jst genuine friendship.

If ur friend always arrives 45 minutes late, at what point does it stop being poor time management nd become disrespect?

Every workplace has that one person who knws how everything works bt has absolutely no interest in becoming management. That's the person actually keeping the company alive.

At some point, a peaceful weekend, a clean home, good food nd absolutely nobody disturbing u starts sounding better than an expensive night out.

A $100 gift frm someone earning $500 a month can represent a bigger sacrifice than a $1,000 gift frm a millionaire. We measure generosity by the amount. Maybe we should pay more attention to the sacrifice.

Some pple don't actually want advice. They want u to listen while they explain why every possible solution won't work.

What's something that was completely normal when u were growing up bt would seem absolutely ridiculous to children today?

Unpopulae opinion: Being easy to talk to is more attractive than being good-looking. You can admire someone's face for 5 mins. A good conversation can keep u awake until 3am.

Imagine mosquitoes had customer reviews. "Host was aggressive. Slapped 2 of our staff. Blood quality excellent. Will nt be returning."

The most dangerous sentence in adulthood is "I'll just lie down for five minutes." Next thing u knw, it's dark outside nd you dnt know what year it is.

Mama no network wants to frustrate Mama Deola

As a child, you thought having ur own money meant buying whatever you wanted. Then adulthood arrived and you discovered that most of ur money already has appointments before it enters ur account.

There's a special kind of friendship where nobody gets offended because you haven't spoken in weeks. No accusations. No unnecessary explanations. You reconnect, laugh for two hrs and continue exactly where you stopped. Adult friendships need more of this.

Going to the supermarket for three things nd leaving with twelve is one problem. Getting home nd realising u forgot two of the original three is a completely different level of incompetence.

Cake won't solve ur problems, but at least u won't be facing them on an empty stomach.