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When I die, I may not go to Heaven / I don’t know if they let cowboys in / If they don’t, just let me go to Texas / ‘cause Texas is as close as I’ve been

Houston (he/him)
Joined May 2017
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The absolute worse case scenario in Houston this year is Orlando Sanchez running for Mayor. Whitmire is sure to get a democratic challenger and we could end up with Orlando winning with no runoff if he plays his cards right. I hope Houston Democrats can get aligned quickly.
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Math, how does it work
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A might redwood has fallen in our forest. Rest in peace.
We mourn the loss of Senior Lecturer Richard Allen Posner, a longtime #UChicagoLaw scholar, former federal appellate judge, and pioneer in the field of law and economics, who died on November 10. Read more about his legacy: buff.ly/e3c3WdL
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If Congress weren’t three little boys in a trenchcoat stuffed with $1 bills this would be a complete layup to ban
Walmart and Kroger are quietly rolling out an internal store technology across America that could either modernize retail or bankrupt the middle-class family budget. Starting across thousands of locations heading into 2027, traditional paper price tags are being ripped off grocery shelves and replaced with cloud-connected digital screens. Raise the price of bottled water by 20 percent the second the afternoon temperature hits 90 degrees. Surge the cost of ground beef, milk, and sandwich bread between 5 PM and 6 PM when exhausted commuters are rushing home from work. Drop prices at 10 AM on a Tuesday, then hike them right back up the minute the after-school crowd walks through the sliding doors. Every price change happens wirelessly in seconds from a central corporate dashboard. No store employee has to touch a single shelf. Walmart has already signed a massive deployment deal with VusionGroup to wire 2,300 American supercenters with EdgeSense digital shelf rails by 2027. Kroger is expanding its own Microsoft-backed system called EDGE across hundreds of supermarkets. Over 60 million digital price tags are already blinking on US grocery aisles right now. This is not supply chain inflation. This is Uber-style surge pricing built directly into the shelves where Americans buy baby formula, eggs, and medicine. Last week I sat down for coffee with a former retail pricing director who spent 14 years building supermarket margin algorithms before leaving the industry. What he shared over the table completely changed how I look at a grocery aisle. "Retailers just turned static shelves into live stock tickers. The question is not whether grocery chains will use instant price changes, because they already spent billions installing the hardware. The question is how much extra money a family of four will lose every week simply because both parents work until 5 PM and cannot shop during off-peak hours." Here is how the digital grocery pricing system actually works, how it tracks you in the aisle, and the exact phone settings and checkout playbook you need to beat it.
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Dad became a lawyer 49 years ago today. Veteran’s Day. He sat in Craig Washington’s chair in the House and rose as Chief Justice Greenhill swore him and the other baby lawyers into the Bar. “My father sold apples,” my grandfather said, “and I sold ties, and now you wear them.”
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My grandfather was dead barely a year later.
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Patriots in full control 🫡🫡🤠
Welcome to the 2026 @TTLA_ Membership & Board of Directors Meeting!➡️ It is great to see you! #TTLALeadership
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Rich people in Dallas are so racist relative to relative to rich people in Houston it is actually insane.
Highland Park, Texas Median household income >$250,000 President 2004:🔴Bush+57 President 2008:🔴Obama+44 President 2012:🔴Romney+61 President 2016:🔴Trump+34 President 2020:🔴Trump+26 President 2024:🔴Trump+33 Senate 2026:🔴Paxton+26 Governor 2026:🔴Abbott+40
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Vaxed?
Russia's ambassador to the United States, Alexander Darchiev, has died at 66, the Russian Foreign Ministry says. cnn.it/3WGys8S
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Noah quoting lore from city council elections 13 years ago
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The Oracle of Delphi: In 13 years, one of these candidates will become a progressive U.S. representative and another will beclown all for which they stand as a turncoat.
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The good guys take a W
TTLA Executive Committee Meeting at #TTLAAnnual in Dallas! Meet the @TTLA_ Leadership at TTLA.com/Leadership!
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Now that Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick are gone, Jeff Bagwell is the new Most Hated Man in Houston.
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To everything Turn turn turn There is a season Turn turn turn And a time to every purpose under Heaven A time to laugh (last week) And a time to weep (today)
Source: Brad Ausmus is flying to Houston tomorrow in anticipation he will be named the next Astros manager, confirming @johngranato report.
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Probably the greatest night of my life that doesn’t fit into the “falling in love with and marrying my wife” category.
Key Race Alert: Gina Hinojosa defeats Greg Abbott One week ago tonight Texas flipped blue.
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I think about this entirely too much.
Replying to @NoahMF
The parshah bearing my name will begin tomorrow night. “Noah was a righteous man in his time.” What does that mean? Noah drank too much, he had a short fuse, he stood up for his convictions too little, he exercised poor judgment. But he made the right call when it mattered.
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Screen door / ass policy in effect
My wife is already telling me we should consider moving out of Texas It hadn't occurred to me until right now but Rightwing Texans might start to leave the state and Leftwing people might feel open to move to Texas en masse We may never see a red Texas again
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Granddad was a veteran/ A Texas Democrat/ Said they ought to get a rich man vote like that
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Real ball knowers knew it was ovah the second that Tarrant drop came in. I paced around for another hour because I thought the DPS was going to charge in, guns drawn, at the Harris County Central Count and seize the ballots.
A Texas journalist’s live reaction as the election results came in on Election Night.
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The 2028 Texas Supreme Court elections are going to be fucking insane. The most expensive judicial races in American history by an entire standard deviation. And it's going to be glorious. Abortion is going to be on the ballot in Texas.
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0/10 ball knowledge. We were talking about this in 2018.
I did NOT have on my bingo card the possibility that liberals could get a majority on the Texas Supreme Court before the U.S. Supreme Court.
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No! This guy always got clowned on, in no small part because we all quickly realized he worked for Nike.
You weren’t allowed to dislike this in 2017. It was illegal
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