Sensei Thunderfist MD (@NotBumpWills) profile picture

Maybe you could tell me what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever.

Joined August 2026
New Texas bill filed would build a 110 mph train from Dallas to San Antonio
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Replying to @dpshow
@dpshow 6ft 180. Two things. Stallone does not own the rights to Rocky and is really angry over it. Also, the Rocky 4 director’s cut is the greatest Rocky movie ever done.
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It's always C
This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
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If humans can somehow colonize Lubbock, then living on the Moon will be a cakewalk!!
LIVE: @NASAAdmin and agency leaders are sharing our latest updates on the Moon Base, humanity's first lunar outpost. xitter-newx.xyz-mikolabs.workers.dev/i/broadcasts/2KoXmRNZM…
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Essentially, this makes me Bravehart Jr, ruler of Scotland!
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The closer you get to the infield, the crazier you are. If you sit behind home plate, you're eventually going to be on a government watch list.
The best spot to sit at a youth baseball or softball event is behind the outfield fence. If you know - you know.
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I don't ask for much, but I feel like I deserve good things.
Anne Hathaway looks breathtaking in SILVER color 🤯
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This is the gold medal of coin tosses!
Three HS teams in Oklahoma were locked in a tiebreaker and went to a Catfish restaurant to flip coins at midnight to decide which two teams head to the playoffs High School Football is amazing
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Love @HomeDepot customer service. Tried to buy a door, and nobody was around. I asked up front and was told to go back there and wait, and that someone would probably be around, but no one was. Do I need to be Kirk Herbstriet to get help?
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Two hours at the gym and then I bought a Mr. Goodbar. Like Thanks says, everything in balance.
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Some of y'all keep showing up at the gym in your drawers. Straight to jail.
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You can't pay me enough to date now.
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He doesn't want to hear about a time change. He just wants to chase the ball.
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