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Giulio Gallarotti

@Notjulio

Comedian. Tickets to see me live below. Also making videos in places around the 🌎

 Brooklyn, NY
beacons.ai/notjulio
Joined July 2011
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My fall tour schedule is lookin good. Reminder to buy directly through my site or link in bio cuz reseller markup prices are ridiculous.
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Why are horns louder for bigger vehicles. Like small vehicle horns are plenty loud.
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I know what you’re thinking and the answer is no - this is not how I got sick.
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The worst fit of my film making career so far. This image actually prompted me to lose a bunch of weight lmao. “Can You Hear The Music?” Coming this month.
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I’ve never understood how ppl are so certain they know what caused their food poisoning. Couldn’t it have theoretically been anything you ate over a couple days??
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4 days in to the worst food poisoning bout I’ve potentially ever had - have to cancel Philly tmrw. You will all get refunded I’m very sorry and I’ll be back. If you’re looking for me I’ll be naked on the floor of my bathroom.
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Wild Nick snub
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@BarstoolYakNov 10
Dante has been named the hottest guy in the Chicago office
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Went to a wedding Saturday where they had a fun tattoo artist for the guests. Some lady pulled up with a full sketch and proceeded to get tatted for 90 minutes of the two total 2 hours. Absolute scoundrel.
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What a legend
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@DonnieDoesWorldNov 9
New @DropAPinShow with our buddy Lee who has been to every country on earth. Thought he’d be a good guy to definitively rank the worlds top 5 Islands
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The code switching that’s occurring while pronouncing Ginojosa tonight.
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The bears are actually good like for real.
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Has been a pleasure coming to all your cities this year. I am very tired and excited to take most of the winter off from touring. Last road date of the year is Nov 11 in Philly at the punchline.
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Bo Nix smile in the post game is really digging the dagger deeper.
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Who’s walking who
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Gallarotti in cookie form. Austin was awesome. Catch ya in Philly Nov 11.
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Got offered 10k for a placement in my new video and said no. New video is too high value and too good. If I cared about money I would’ve been a lawyer. Comes out in November excited for you guys to see it.
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@creekandcaveOct 30
HAPPY HALLOWEEKEND ATX! 👻 We've got a stacked schedule ahead - come laugh with us to kick off your party weekend! Tonight we've got .@notjulio headlining at 7pm + 9pm, followed by Crack or Treat with @crackamico at 11:30pm. Grab your tickets: creekandcave.com/
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Bro I am out here. Keep your girl away from the Galleria in Houston! Or she finna be in my green room before the show tonight !! Ahh ahhhhh ahhhhh
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The galleria kiosk ppl are SHARKS I love it. Brother I don’t want any perfume but I’ll be back. “You won’t come back “ “I might bro, I might”
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