I have never seen a more accurate description of what it’s like driving in Florida. 😭
WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎
70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow.
Too slow?
You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you.
Too fast?
Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal.
You try to hold a respectable 75.
Immediately passed on both sides.
One car has no headlights.
Another has its hazards on for no reason.
Somehow both are going faster than you.
And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights.
Not gradual.
Not polite.
Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds.
No accident.
No construction.
No explanation.
Just vibes.
You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good."
Wrong.
It starts to rain.
Not normal rain.
Florida rain. (IYKYK)
The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility.
Wipers on max, still losing the fight.
Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar.
And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices.
No toll booth warning.
No buildup.
Just vibes and consequences.
Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours."
Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?"
And somehow, through all of
this …
There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution.
Welcome to Florida highways.
Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.
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I think this is my most favorite photo to ever have come out of any Olympics.
Gold dress. Golden Performance. Gold Medal. Alysa Liu.. Golden girl! 👏🥇✨
#FigureSkating #MilanoCortina2026
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I'm sorry @Publix, but this is just outright robbery. WTF? Absolutely insane.
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I can't be the only one who would have threatened to kick Sister Margaretta in the shin if that bish didn't go get Maria! #SoundofMusic
100% truth.
My yearly post acknowledging Captain von Trapp is an absolute smoke show and this is one of the most sweet & romantic scenes of movie history #soundofmusic
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Imagine the sadistic, shitty kind of human who made the decision to record and then send this on to these assholes, who decided to post it, of someone literally dying. What a fucking shit world we live in these days.
#Exclusive 😳 Another person has suffered a medical emergency during a trip to Disney World with bystanders trying to save him.
Aftermath details: tmz.me/MxiKkos
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Damn. #parkchat
Bear attacks students in Bella Coola, leaving them with 'severe' injuries
vancouversun.com/news/bear-a…
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Religion has always been about the control of people. And I don't think there's ever been a more blatant example than this. Imagine thinking that a deity gives the first shit about what undergarments you're wearing (or whether you're wearing any at all).
Women in Utah waited in long shopping lines Tuesday for the debut of sleeveless — and sacred — undergarments. Many Mormon women say the upgrade means no longer trading their comfort to feel close to God. apnews.com/article/latter-da…
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This guy is the walking definition of human defect.
President Trump: “Charlie did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That’s where I disagreed with Charlie. I hate my opponent and I don’t want the best for them — I’m sorry. I am sorry Erika [Charlie’s Wife]. But now Erika can talk to me and the whole group, maybe they can convince me that’s not right, but I can’t stand my opponent. Charlie’s angry — looking down — he’s angry at me now.”
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Replying to @YellowstoneNPS
@YellowstoneNPS WTF? I hope you guys will pass this along to the CRO's office @SpecialAgentNPS
🚨| WATCH: Speed just spotted his biggest stream sniper at Wyoming National Park 🤣🤣
He’s been following him for 11 days straight state to state 😳
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Bear attack on the Turbid Lake Trail in Yellowstone this afternoon. #ParkChat nps.gov/yell/learn/news/2509…
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This is one reason why I enjoy staying @HiltonHotels - digital keys and online check-in. I very rarely have to ever stop at the counter these days. I check in and go straight to my room and don't have to deal with this foolishness.
Hotels should have a separate check-in line for people who don’t know their name, email address or phone number.
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Got to experience this yesterday at Disneyland. It was nice to have the cannons working again AND to have the A version of Kylo Ren at the end. 🥺
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President Biden has established Carlisle Federal Indian Boarding School NM (CIBS), in Carlisle, PA. The 432nd NPS unit. #ParkChat nps.gov/orgs/1207/secretary-…
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