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If she tests your financial capabilities, asking her to sleep with you to see if you're sexually compatible is valid.

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I’ll put a low cost Magun ( thunderbolt ) on my babe by Dec 1 , you people coming from abroad are something else . Enough is Enough 😤

Next month “APRIL” will favour us 🙏.. na you sabi if you like call your own December. You get money nah ..

My landlord’s son connects to the speaker to compose rubbish songs whenever his dad is away. Nigga, when will you leave this house? 🤨

God is never late.

Rolls Royce , bently, Bugatti , Ferrari — nigga thats enough motivation .

Your story will still turn out beautifully — God.

Fact check : How’s light in your area ?

21 days fasting and prayer is all you need to change your partners 🚩flag to green 😤..

So I have to act like I don't care because it's the only way to keep her attracted to me. 🤣🙆‍♂️ Ladies, what in God's name is this? 😭”

Of all the subject teachers in school , mathematics teachers are the poorest.

Many are no more and yet many are alive but their dreams died on them . Let your mouth speak gratitude.

Omoh 😂 I’m sure there’s a copy of this SS with God already. . The last line 😂😂💔

My friend told me since he has bin masturbating every Sunday morning , good things have been happening to him…

It’s been an amazing week. Showing up each day all through this week has never been easy, so be proud of ya self . I hope it pays off for everyone 🫶. Let’s keep connecting 💯 Happy weekend to you Family 💫

Instead of flying cars,give cure to cancer pls😔

I Have learnt that every mortal will taste death but only few will taste life.

Any talking stage that is more than 5 days is a failed hook up attempt.

And may God expose those who clap for you but wish you would fail.