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Joined January 2020
There’s not a five-figure-an-hour prostitute on the planet that tossed Hunter Biden’s salad more enthusiastically than the American mainstream media
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Pull up to Taco Bell drive thru. “We is short staffed can you come inside?” “I’m sorry what?” “We is short staffed….can you come inside?” Anyway I just made monkey noises and drove off.
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A Soros DA is a senator in Mississippi. Democracy!
Victory has a thousand fathers, but one of the fathers of the win in Mississippi is George and Alex Soros.
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Im sorry but can we talk about this
🚨 BREAKING: The New York Times reports that Jensen Huang had a relationship with Kimberly Powell, NVIDIA’s vice president of healthcare, who reports directly to him. Five former employees reportedly confirmed the relationship, which allegedly included the two being caught on video showing affection at a San Jose hotel during a company conference in March. Huang hung up when contacted by the Times, while NVIDIA declined to comment. Yikes. This story just keeps getting worse. 😵‍💫
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Well at least it didn’t do anything really dangerous and violent, like making noises at a door
UDPATE: The Leftist student who appeared to attack TPUSA reps has been identified as Ciro Stephen Tomlian. Tomlian has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and assault causing bodily injury. FAFO
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Yes, if you’re genderbending your pronoun is “it”. It is decided.
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Let me translate this. She’s saying black people are entitled to rule the entire world.
Climate activist Celine Isimbi at #COP31: "So climate misinformation, disinformation, environmental racism & the political exclusion of peoples of African descent are interconnected challenges that undermine effective climate action & put lives at risk. Recognizing peoples of African descent as collective rights holders & ensuring their meaningful participation in climate governance are essential to advancing climate justice.”
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I’m having flashbacks to when the big three media spent years breathlessly covering one black kid’s “hair discrimination”
One of the female University of Mississippi students caught in camera footage outside of a Black student's apartment Friday evening allegedly making racist noises and gestures apologized for her behavior. abcnews.link/QQ3j4o2
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Do we all understand what “affordability”’means yet?
Austin is on track to pay over $4 million to an NGO whose strategic plan demands the city “follow through on its formal apology to the Black community with action.” Government grants make up about two-thirds of Six Square’s revenue. The first goal the city lists for its current contract is keeping Six Square in existence. What Six Square has put on: - "Black Minds Matter," a virtual meditation series with Black therapists and "healing practitioners" - "Beyond the Square," the Big Freedia festival - "Stay Black and Live," a festival with a "Free Your Mind Symposium Series" - Grocery deliveries to artists Its strategic plan calls on the city to "follow through on its formal apology to the Black and African-American community with action," and says "true repair and reconciliation requires sustained investment, policy change, and community-led decision-making." Austin has paid Six Square $2.87 million since 2017. Its current contract allows up to $1.2 million more through 2030. The city also subsidizes the group tens of thousands of dollars a year by renting it office space on East 11th Street for $100 a year.
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“It’s genuinely insane how in this country you can be openly and brazenly racist, yet there’s thousands of people lined up ready to support you with thousands of dollars.” He has no idea he’s talking about Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Ibram Khendi
It’s genuinely insane how in this country you can be openly and brazenly racist, yet there’s thousands of people lined up ready to support you with thousands of dollars. The comments on this are appalling and were rapidly declining as a society. Lots of people with a cross or Jesus in their bio too (not surprised)
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Who’s got the plane picture?
Nearly 97 percent of transgender people who received hormone therapy as teenagers did not regret it five years later, a study found. Though some patients did regret medically transitioning, those rates are relatively low compared to other medical interventions. wapo.st/4C44lZp
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The next omnibus bill will include a refundable tax credit for putting your kid on puberty blockers, double for getting their dick/tits chopped off
Your work DEI training will now be in person. For 6 hours. Monthly.
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Your work DEI training will now be in person. For 6 hours. Monthly.
If you called anybody gay or retarded over the last two years, you’re getting fired
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Do trampoline parks accept EBT?
The woman who blocked the project told Fox the $5B investment would only benefit the employees of the data center, advocating for the site to be turned into an indoor trampoline park instead. Every local trade union and small business is weeping.
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If you called anybody gay or retarded over the last two years, you’re getting fired
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After what they did to our troops, I hope everyone in Somalia has the worst possible life imaginable. Like I hope every minute there is a living hell.
Somalia is on the brink of famine—and for the first time in decades, America isn’t doing anything to help a country in that condition, Hana Kiros reports. theatln.tc/CdMqVMDm
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Hey @AlexNowrasteh @David_J_Bier how does this factor into the Cato Institute’s “immigrants are less likely to go to prison” model? Seems like preferential sentencing for immigrants should affect it somewhat, no?
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A twice deported illegal alien can get on an airplane but a tube of toothpaste can’t
A twice-deported illegal alien allegedly claimed he had a bomb and tried to storm the cockpit of a United Airlines flight from Newark to New Orleans, prompting an in-flight hijacking alert. Authorities identified the suspect as Rony Alexander Gomez-Alberto, who was deported in 2011 and 2014 and released by an immigration judge in 2020. He was arrested after the plane landed and faces charges of terrorizing and false arson. ICE has placed a detainer as federal investigators consider additional charges.
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Literally everywhere in Georgia smells like weed now. Elections have consequences.
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What you’re seeing is pent up gay race communist rage from being powerless for two years being let out. They are going to take out their frustrations of the last 2 years out on any unsuspecting White person unfortunate enough to cross their path. Head on a swivel.
We have new information on doorbell camera video that shows students in Mississippi making a racist gesture.Ole Miss confirms the women in the video are students at the university.
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