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@OneToothTeXanFeb 17

I only trust people that trust nothing.

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@OneToothTeXan30m

Why was there a referee at the end?

Aggam 💫@Amag_ke7h

She killed him

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s𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ

I’m sorry some of you have had terrible experiences with women. I’ve had terrible experiences with men, and I still wouldn’t lump you all together.

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Luke B.@LukeB_CREATOR53m

I have dated 4 Sarahs and 2 Christys You're welcome, everyone.

@OneToothTeXan1h

I have never dated a Karen. Your useless info for the day.

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Janet Moon ™️©️

@JanetMoon19581h

Replying to @OneToothTeXan

Thanks. It’s the hot flashes. 😂🤣

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@Bilbofagginzzz23h

xitter.twitterapi.xyz/WhiteHouse/status/2120…

🤖 Made with AI

Image from Bilbo Faggins (@Bilbofagginzzz)

The White House

@WhiteHouseNov 10

No Panicans. Patriots are still in control btw.

Image from The White House (@WhiteHouse)

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Some of you are smoking hot. Some of you are smoking meth.

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Texas Breakfast

@texasbreakfast17h

This war monger is just as bad as Lindsey Graham was

@NikkiHaleyNov 11

Trump was right to go into Iran. But America wastes time when it assumes the Iranian regime will make a deal. That is never going to happen. The stalling and lack of quick decision-making have cost Americans their wallets. We should have been out of there by now.

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Jennifer Freedom 🇺🇸

Seriously.

Image from Jennifer Freedom 🇺🇸 (@JenEllen773)

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David@DBStoner22h

I fucking love people when I'm high. Correction: I love fucking people when I'm high.

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CoCo@unhingebinge2h

A pogo stick is the best way to bounce away from drama.

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I have never dated a Karen. Your useless info for the day.

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@ddsmidt19 Oct 2017

If by “karate” you mean kicking and screaming, then yeah I’m good at karate.

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It was raining so hard and there I was, sitting on the couch covered in cats & dogs. Them: Don’t you mean “raining cats and dogs.” Me: No

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you already know@DrinkingDad_2Nov 9

At the grocery store with “tears of my enemies” on my list

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@Bliss_Missed10 Oct 2020

Loyalty is I got you. Regardless of anything else. First and always.

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Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob56Nov 11

Diet & fitness go hand in hand so I just fitness whole cheeseburger in my mouth.

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Pia Nacar@Kimgee8Nov 11

When AI becomes indistinguishable from reality, we cross a line where seeing is no longer believing.

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Pia Nacar@Kimgee830 Nov 2015

Don't take "friend" zone the wrong way guys. It's a stepping stone to "benefits"

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@Jarhead44Nov 9

Stop saying, " how dare you." You sound stupid.

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords220h

You can learn a lot about a person by how they bedazzle their ankle monitor.

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