i love celebrities and I talk about them🧼💦
Joined January 2023
- Tweets28.8K
- Following3.9K
- Followers5K
- Likes27.5K
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
People can joke about Steven Seagal all they want, but the man has earned his place in action movie history. He brought a different style of martial arts to Hollywood. You might question his fighting abilities, but you can't deny his influence on action cinema. His movies were a big part of what made 90s action films so entertaining. Give the man his flowers ‼️
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
Chris falls asleep at the laundromat, leaves Tonya in charge, and wakes up to stolen clothes and a furious mom. Classic Everybody Hates Chris 🎬
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
I met him at a mutual friend’s birthday party. He wasn’t the most handsome man in the room, but he made me feel like I was the only woman there.
He was thoughtful, patient and incredibly romantic. He remembered little things I mentioned in passing, called me every night and never allowed me to go to bed angry.
Within months, I was completely in love.
He encouraged me to leave my stressful job, promising that he would support me until I found something better. I trusted him, so I resigned.
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
知らない番号から電話がかかってきたので出てみたら、相手がこう言った。
「こんにちは。こちらは日本の国税庁です。お客様のお名前で未納の税金が確認されましたので、ご連絡いたしました。」
思わず背筋が伸びた。
「えっ、未納の税金ですか？本当に私宛てですか？」
すると相手は、
「はい。こちらにお客様の情報がございます。手続きを進める前に、ご本人確認をさせていただきたいので、お名前と生年月日を教えていただけますか？」
私は答えた。
「もちろんです。名前はミッキーマウス、生年月日は1998年2月31日です。」
少し沈黙があった。
すると相手が、
「ありがとうございます。お客様の情報を確認できました。続いて、現在お住まいの住所を教えていただけますか？」
私は答えた。
「東京都の木ノ葉隠れの里です。ナルトくんの家のすぐ隣ですよ。」
さらに長い沈黙。
そして、そのまま電話が切れた。
どうやら、私の納税記録は無事に整理されたらしい。😂
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
MY DAUGHTER INVITED ME TO HER WEDDING, BUT I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SIT WITH THE FAMILY
My name is Patricia and I live in Baltimore, Maryland. I'm 56, and I never thought I'd see the day my own daughter would make me feel like a stranger at her wedding.
I raised Amanda mostly on my own. Her father, Michael, left when she was six. He moved to another state, started a new relationship, and slowly faded out of our lives. I worked two jobs so Amanda would never go without anything important. By day I worked in a hospital cafeteria, and in the evenings I cleaned offices. Some nights I was so tired I could barely get my shoes off, but whenever Amanda needed something for school, I found a way. I never reminded her of what it cost me. I figured that's just what mothers do.
When Amanda was 24, she met Ryan. He was polite, hardworking, and came from a wealthy family. I was happy when she told me they were getting married.
The trouble started when I met Ryan's mother, Eleanor. The first thing she asked me was what I did for a living. When I told her I worked in a hospital cafeteria, she smiled politely and went right back to talking about her family's businesses with Amanda. I didn't think much of it then.
But over time I noticed she treated me differently. She'd go over the wedding plans with Amanda and Ryan without including me. Whenever I offered to help pay for something, she'd say they already had it covered.
One afternoon Amanda called to say Eleanor had recommended a wedding planner. I asked if I could meet the planner too.
"Mom, please don't make things difficult," she said. "Ryan's family is handling most of the arrangements."
That hurt, but I swallowed it. I didn't want to be the mother who caused problems before her daughter's wedding.
A few weeks later the invitation came, and I got excited and started thinking about what dress to wear. Then Amanda called again. She said there'd be a special seating arrangement. Ryan's parents would sit at the main family table, and I'd be seated with some distant relatives and family friends.
I asked why. She said Ryan's parents were hosting the reception and wanted the main table set up their way.
"I'm your mother," I reminded her.
There was a silence, and then she said, "Mom, please understand. I don't want any drama on my wedding day."
I ended the call without arguing.
On the wedding day I got there early, wearing a blue dress I'd saved up for. I'd even paid for my own hotel room so I wouldn't put anyone out. When I walked into the reception hall, I saw Eleanor sitting beside her husband, with Ryan and Amanda close by. I checked the seating chart and found my name near the back of the room.
I tried to tell myself it didn't matter. I was there to celebrate my daughter, not compete with anybody.
The real embarrassment came during the family photographs. The photographer called for the parents of the bride and groom, and Eleanor and her husband stepped up beside the newlyweds. I waited for someone to call me. Nobody did.
Eventually I walked over and asked if they wanted me in the picture.
Eleanor looked at me and said, "Oh, we've already taken the immediate family pictures. We can do another one later."
I looked at Amanda, waiting for her to say something. She just smiled awkwardly and turned back to the photographer.
Something broke inside me.
I walked outside and sat down on a bench near the parking lot. I wasn't upset because I wanted attention. I was hurt because the little girl I raised seemed embarrassed to stand next to me.
After about twenty minutes Amanda came out and asked where I'd gone. I told her I wasn't disappearing. I was trying to understand why her husband's family seemed to matter more than the woman who raised her.
She got defensive and said I was making her special day about me.
"Amanda," I said, "I didn't ask for a special seat. I didn't ask you to announce my sacrifices. I just wanted to stand next to my daughter for one photograph."
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
Nurse: “Excuse me, are you Daniel’s wife?”
Me: “Yes. Is everything okay?”
Nurse: “I think you should speak to another patient here. She says she knows your husband.”
I was at the hospital because my husband had been admitted after a minor car accident.
While waiting for his test results, a woman approached me.
Her name was Grace.
Grace: “I’m sorry to approach you like this, but I think you deserve to know the truth.”
Me: “What truth?”
She showed me a photograph of Daniel holding a newborn baby.
Grace: “This is my daughter. Daniel is her father.”
I stared at the picture.
Me: “When was this taken?”
Grace: “Four months ago.”
My husband and I had been married for nine years.
Me: “Are you saying he has another child?”
Grace: “Yes. We were involved for almost two years.”
She explained that they had met through a business arrangement. Daniel had helped her establish a small catering company, and their professional relationship eventually became romantic.
Me: “Did he know you were pregnant?”
Grace: “Yes. He attended the hospital appointment. He even paid part of the delivery bill.”
I couldn’t speak.
Me: “Does he visit the baby?”
Grace: “When he can. He tells me he travels for work.”
I looked toward the hospital room where my husband was recovering.
Me: “Does he tell you he’s married?”
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
At our company’s Christmas party, a senior female colleague approached me and asked for a private dance.
She was attractive, confident and several years older than me.
I agreed, thinking it was just harmless fun.
But halfway through the dance, she leaned towards my ear and whispered,
Colleague: “What if we leave this party together, go somewhere private and have sex?”
I immediately stepped away.
“I’m sorry, but I’m not interested. You’re my colleague, and I don’t want to complicate things.”
She smiled strangely.
“Are you sure? You might regret turning me down.”
I thought she was joking.
I returned to my friends and spent the rest of the evening avoiding her.
By Monday morning, I’d almost forgotten about the incident.
Until HR called me into their office.
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
Something happened yesterday that shaped the world we live in today. Some moments were celebrated, others were forgotten, but every moment has a story worth telling.
Introducing MOMENT FROM THE PAST.
A journey through history, exploring remarkable events, legendary personalities, unforgettable achievements and moments that changed the world.
Every day, we take a step back in time to discover something worth remembering.
Because understanding yesterday helps us appreciate today.
Welcome to Moment From The Past. 🎬
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
Mia Khalifa is spotted on vacation with her 25yr old boyfriend, it got to his turn he decide to her to the aisle
She’s clearly also something of a nærcissist too, honestly. She wants to move on from her past in pœrnography, which I think we can all respect, yet she does her best to use said past as a platform for trying to keep herself in the spotlight, and then apparently gets a bit pissy when people still associate her with that, as if she wasn’t made world famous because of it?
Pretty weird man. Like if you’re gonna denounce and move on, do it and stop trying to remain a celebrity.
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
I just found out my college teacher is a gay
I stayed after the lecture under the excuse of a question about the midterm. The classroom emptied fast, leaving only the soft hum of the projector and Professor Hale packing his bag. I walked up to the desk, heart already beating too loud.
“I heard something today,” I said. “Someone in the hall said you’re gay.”
He paused, looked at me, and set the bag down. No denial. Just a quiet, steady gaze. “Does that bother you?”
“No.” My voice came out thinner than I meant. “I just didn’t know.”
Hale stepped around the desk until he stood close. The scent of his cologne mixed with the warm air of the room. “Most people guess and never ask. You asked.” His hand lifted, fingers brushing the side of my neck, then sliding into my hair. “You want to know what else is true?”
I nodded. He kissed me, firm and unhurried, tongue sliding against mine. I kissed back, hands gripping his shirt. He walked me backward until my hips hit the edge of the desk. One palm pressed between my legs, cupping me through my jeans, rubbing slow circles that made my breath catch.
“This okay?” he asked against my mouth.
“Yes.”
Onyi🇬🇧💥 retweeted
From VisionQuest final episode you can who tell the favourite son is...
So who knows who the favourite son is and why do you think so??...📺📺📺
