Big Timi

I just want to bounce back man, I really miss my spark.

Opening a grab-and-go restaurant called "Here, Damn”.

Remember being little, lying in bed while your parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles talked and laughed in another room? You couldn’t make out what they were saying, but the sound of their voices made you feel safe, curious, and sleepy. Yeah. Me too.

At some point in your life, you’ll meet someone you have incredible chemistry with. It’s important to understand that you can never be together.

I have this conspiracy theory that under-eye creams don’t actually do anything.

“Capitalism is the greatest economic system we have.” Bro, one man had an affair, and the stock market lost over $400 billion in value. If this is the best system we have, we’re in trouble.

Saying “I hate Jewish people” is antisemitism. Saying “I hate Israel for committing genocide and ethnic cleansing against Palestine for the last 78 years” is not antisemitism. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Honest question: Has anyone actually landed a job through LinkedIn, or is everyone just pretending that platform works?

LinkedIn charging unemployed people $40 for Premium while they're desperately looking for jobs is an absurd level of dystopia.

I don’t know if everyone feels this way, but watching perfectly healthy trees being cut down genuinely upsets me, especially in residential areas. They provide shade, beautify our surroundings and harm absolutely no one. So why destroy them? It feels deeply wrong.

Whoever decided hotels should stop serving breakfast at 9AM completely misunderstands vacations. I’m staying at a hotel to rest, not set a 7AM alarm just to eat. I’m there to rest.

Why is there still no app for finding someone to drink with? Imagine just swiping and seeing “Bob, 300 metres away, has a 6-pack of Bud Light.” Now that’s a match.

I’m convinced 2019 was the last normal year we had. Ever since, it feels like everything’s been falling apart. Everyone’s anxious all the time, time flies by, and nothing feels real anymore. It’s like the world we knew disappeared overnight, and we’re barely keeping up.

Somewhere on this earth, there’s a tree that sprouted from the soil the exact moment you were born and has been growing and aging alongside you ever since. I think there’s something incredibly beautiful about that.

If you’re lucky, there’ll be a tree right outside your bedroom window. Make it a part of your life. Watch it grow, admire its leaves, notice the changing seasons. Romanticise that tree as much as possible.

I’m struck by how many people don’t pay attention to the sky. It’s literally a pleasure to see the clouds, the stars, the sun, and the moon.

Google shoved AI summaries down everyone’s throats, only to realize people were clicking fewer website links because AI was giving them the answers. Now it’s costing them billions in lost ad revenue. Incredible that anyone with half a brain couldn’t have seen this coming.

Wanting to walk for exercise with a dog is so frustrating because you can’t walk at the pace you want, but then it feels rude to go on a long walk without your dog.

Explain to me how one person is supposed to work 9–5, walk 10,000 steps daily, work out three times a week, cook, clean, maintain relationships, socialise, get eight hours of sleep, read, study, pursue hobbies, maintain their appearance and health, and not lose their mind?

Job postings are always like, “Do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?” What?? NO. What the hell are you talking about?

You’re on a planet where octopuses have three hearts, trees communicate through fungal networks, birds migrate across continents, coral reefs teem with life, and tiny bees help feed the world. Don’t forget to stop and appreciate how beautiful the Earth is.