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Anaxyrus americanus

Deciduous woodland
Joined January 2021
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Lort delights in my antics and gives me what I seek.
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Did you know you can copy and paste deez nutz?
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My best source just told me that Steven Miller drinks Bibi's gargle water.
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The bubble is really doin it now
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My 5 y.o girl just caught 10 sunnies in 90 minutes, with help. Wgmi.
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Serious offers only I know what I got No funny stuff
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Edge Case sounds like a pill that prevents ejaculation.
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I am gonna donate my body to anti-science.
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The great cities reek with respectable as much as non-respectable robbery and scoundrelism. In fashionable life, flippancy, tepid amours, weak infidelism, small aims, or no aims at all, only to kill time. -W Whitman
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Oh nooooo there's all this cash I need for my fambly in this difficult and volatile time! People are nuts. And I'm not talking about Tarzan.
Replying to @HodlTarzan
I'm selling and vibes aren't even bad. Mopers are lame brains. MAKE THE TRADE AND MOVE FORWARD.
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Whitman goes so hard and you need to struggle through Democrstic Vistas
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Retard zoomers think this is "old english"
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You're probably lacking in knots, rigging and line management. BRUSH UP
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Them: You better not be coming over here back on your bullshit. Me Coming Over There Back On My Bullshit:
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"He's been suffering, greatly." -Donald Trump, Nov. 2026.
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A few small beers
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It is hard to when among them, when hard is with not. Can you when hard is with not, when them among friends?
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BREAKING!!! IS WHEN DOES THING, WOW! BOOM WHEN ENEMY BOOM! YOU–US! WE... YOU! FEAR THING IS WOW! MUCH SO
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Help me settle a debate. You know the word "nascent" without looking it up.
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43%no
14 votes • Final results
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If you see someone "just filming" it's ok to tickle their balls. It's actually the law but they never admit it.
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I propose that there are third, fourth, even FIFTH options! Amazing!
Option 1) build a factory that outputs infinite Nobel-level knowledge on tap that could save lives and ascend humanity to the next level Option 2) preserve abandoned concrete parking lot eyesore They chose option 2. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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