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Things you can only think of high off your gourd
Legalize marijuana nationwide. Tax the hell out of it. Add a $5 federal fee to every transaction and put that money directly toward paying down our national debt.
Let the pot smokers help pay off Nation’s debt.
Hell, I’ll be the first one to contribute.
We’re going to smoke this national debt down one joint at a time…. May take us about 20 years, but what’s your plan?
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Perry Waaz retweeted
> be El Salvador
> send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie
> gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds
> bukele says "give back"
> gang "nah"
> bukele says "ok we take back"
> gang "nah, also you're a bitch"
> bukele comes to take back
> gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something"
> UN says "idk bro thats crazy"
> bukele goes on social media
> "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it"
> crowdsources OSINT nerds
> OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes
> bombs it exactly as promised
> goes on social media
> calls them pussies
tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
Perry Waaz retweeted
Jesus: no serious crimes. Temple disruption at most disorderly conduct. Preaching is protected speech.
Muhammad: statutory rape (Aisha consummated at 9, Sahih Bukhari), polygamy, slavery and sex with captives, ordered Banu Qurayza executions (hundreds of men after surrender), raids, torture.
Jesus is the better person by modern US law and standards of consent and nonviolence.
Perry Waaz retweeted
Okay, I'll explain:
Boys don't like weapons. They like tools. This is one of the largest gaps between men and women, and incredibly well-established. Boys are interested in "things" and conceptualize them as tools. Girls are interested in people and conceptualize them as relationships.
She thinks that we're "socially conditioning boys to be violent" which is why they're "fascinated by weapons." No. They're learning how to use tools, and hitting something with another object is about the earliest "tool using behavior" possible. Even some birds do it. Boys fascinated by UTILITY; the idea that an object has undiscovered potential to do things.
Her concerns and analysis could easily be resolved if she would bother to familiarize herself with the century of scientific literature on the subject.
This is a good example of why journalists should report instead of comment: if they actually understood things (or had the capacity to do so), they'd be doing them instead of reporting on them.
Thanks for reminding me I need to buy bacon
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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The moderate position is putting you freaks in asylums. I'm just a little right of that
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