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🍁philip

@PhiliDips_

Designer, marketer, writer, currently building @CommonsProblem

 Toronto
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Joined July 2023
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Anyone fancy a round of FSM?
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I could be a billionaire; I'll still love Kraft Dinner and Mr. Noodle.
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J. Edgar (2011) is crap.
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When I was little I didn't really understand why the Chasers were of any relevance if the Seeker was the role that defined the game On further consideration in my adulthood, the game of Quidditch is complete bullshit
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Much ink has been spilt on why the Snitch makes scoring utterly pointless, but the Beaters! In competent play the game would never end because the Beaters would just murder everyone before anything can happen
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Let's not talk about my margins, by the way. Them being nice and fat?
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$10.50 for a medium sized laundromat load, wash cycle only. BROOOOOOTAL
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Gf insists on calling any twitter mutual we have in common our "third"
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I don't think I'd ever seen a Harvard in flight before
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Good morning! You have been in suspension for FIFTY days.
Pranav — oss/acc (@thecmdrunner) profile picturePranav — oss/acc
@thecmdrunnerNov 10
already making my ideal bedroom with claude 😄
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How cool is that
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Ulysses Jesus Fucking Shit
MB (@PAEasy64) profile pictureMB@PAEasy64Nov 10
I have been asked several times what “classics” are actually crap. Here is a list (by no means exhaustive): Jane Eyre Wuthering Heights Great Expectations David Copperfield Orlando Ulysses Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Finnegans Wake Atonement The Stranger
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Name 10 books
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"Evergreen," he says, posting a screenshot of his own tweet from 6 weeks ago
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What the fuck is happening to me why am I physiologically not the same organism I was a week ago
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I love Haus
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"I'd never go to hooters. I don't like chicken wings and the women aren't my type."
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Some feel the thinner cut produces the better flavour
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The dress code for my autumn mixer is "arbitrarily smart casual"
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I can never go back to Suburbia.
El Jay (@prettyquelinda) profile pictureEl Jay@prettyquelindaNov 8
gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didn’t have uber lmao i don’t even remember omg
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The vag posting queen
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