Philly

It’ll do 😋

I’ll give it a few more minutes

This one will be interesting… Let’s see how it goes

You tell me

I’m bored. Gonna make a big pizza 🍕

JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA to convene emergency board meeting today to determine if Jensen Huang should be fired and replaced with a new temporary CEO. You holding?

Tits and bras, ménage à trois, sex in expensive cars I still leave you on the pavement Condo paid for, no car payment

I am following the most Canadians I can this week! Who is from Canada? 🇨🇦

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

Tastes just as good the next day 😋

Surprisingly good 👌

Rainy day in Toronto today 🌧️

Nice 👍 I work too just pay more tax to do so

Elbow to your mouth