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Poe’s Law is an idiom which purposes that online, a brilliant satirist is indistinguishable from an actual idiot.
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HOLY CRAP! President Trump decided to skip the Orange Makeup during his Veteran’s Day Speech Today.
He’s always said he was the most Transparent President ever. Now he’s also the most Translucent.
President Trump’s eldest son Don Jr. just posted this video defending Russell Brand.
Junior is either Higher than Gas Prices or he’s been Crying a lot lately. Possibly a combination of the two.
Also, has he always had a lisp and I never noticed before, or is this new?
President Trump CONFIRMS that he Settled 8 Wars and Saved Millions of Lives:
“I’ve settled 8 Wars. The President of Pakistan said Trump saved 30-50 Million Lives”.
Wow! He Truly is the President of Peace.
President Trump explains that if you’re Poor it’s because you didn’t Buy Stocks:
60 Minutes: “Your Net Worth went up 3 billion dollars”.
Trump: “So did everyone’s”.
60 Minutes: “My net worth didn’t go up 3 billion dollars”.
Trump: “You should have had stock”.
Karoline Leavitt Says Democrats Won the Midterms because Americans don’t know how much money they have:
Leavitt: “They listened to the lying media”.
Reporter: “But they know how much money they have”.
Leavitt: “No they don’t”.
President Trump’s Energy Secretary Chris Wright Explains High Prices:
“The Best Cure for High Prices is High Prices. It grows supply. And supply is growing “.
So apparently High Prices are actually a good thing. That certainly is reassuring.
HOLY CRAP! President Trump’s eldest Don Jr. gives a Dire Warning on the consequences if Democrats win the Midterms.
“They will Pack the Supreme Court. They will make Ohio a State…”
Apparently stable geniuses run in the family.
A Trump supporter Explains why she still supports the President:
“He’s Ended 7 or 8 wars. Maybe 9. Venezuela. Africa. I watch Fox News all day to keep sharp on things”.
It’s reassuring to see that our Elections are in the hands of such informed Voters.
President Trump was asked about Lt. General Sylvia who was fired for allegedly Leaking Classified Documents:
“She’s got Problems. She’s going to have Big Problems. Long term Problems”.
Yes. And one Problem is that General Brett Sylvia is actually a Man.
I DID IT! I Voted for James Talarico.
I had to do a Write In Vote because his name didn’t appear anywhere on the Ballot. Probably because I live in Florida. But I think it will still count.
HOLY MOLY! Venezuela just gave One Million barrels of Oil to President Trump. And he is Giving that Oil to the American People.
Check the mailbox. Your share of this Free Oil should be arriving any day now.
Most Generous Presidents Ever!
President Trump held a Rally in Michigan Last Night for Republican Senate Candidate Mike Rogers.
As you can see, The President and Mike were both Laser Focused on their Goal of Making America Great Again. They have their eyes on the Prize and Nothing can Distract them.
President Trump is doing his Best to Expand the Vocabulary of the American People:
"Most people don't know what the word
"incumbent' means"... "Affordability is a made up word"... "Nobody knows that the word 'dumb' has a 'b' in it".
He is Truly the Educator in Chief.
BREAKING TODAY: President Trump Finally Explains How and When The Iranian War will End:
“I see it ending Soon. I see it Ending One Way or the Other”.
See. The President does have a Plan. I hope this will satisfy you doubters.
WOW! Melania Trump Revealed that she has Personally Negotiated a Partial Ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine.
Combined with the Eight Wars President Trump has ended this makes Ten Wars Stopped so far.
Is a Joint Husband and Wife Nobel Peace Prize Possible?
President Trump Explains that he gave Russia NOTHING in exchange for them returning American, Stephen Hubbard.
President Trump also Explains that he Cancelled Sanctions on Russia in exchange for them returning Stephen Hubbard.
I hope that clears up any confusion.
A HUGE CARAVAN of 100s (possibly millions) of Honduran Immigrants are Still marching through Mexico on their way to our Southern Border.
This appears to be the same Caravan that was marching towards our border during the Primaries a few months ago. It’s a very long walk.
WOW! President Trump and First Lady Melania can be seen Making Out like Newlyweds at the Whitehouse this morning.
First the Handshake. Then the Hair Kiss. And finally a little Heavy Patting. Get a Room you two!