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this baskeball?
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It’s almost 2027 why are games that you play 5 minutes in dropping your season stats completely
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I’m sure Horford told the team what Ime told them to do in 22
Ime Udoka has been coaching up his teams to be dirty with Steph for years
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Being an NBA centrist is dope because I can watch Luka shoot pull up 3s on prime Curry efficiency and think: hell yeah & then watch Wemby be the best defender ever and catch a million lobs and think: hell yeah People who feel the need to ride or die for 1 player seem miserable
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Leons/GP2 minutes with the Rockets and Spurs on deck
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The sport hasn't looked this easy for the dubs since 22
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Steph stub his toe and we will be in a hole we can never dig out of I hate this conference
The 10th seed in the West is currently on a 49-win pace
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West stills a conference from hell bro I’ll never be free
The 10th seed in the West is currently on a 49-win pace
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Me and Jensen Huang’s ex wife after she gets half his money in the divorce.
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Curry post Jimmy trade (low leverage filtered) • 31.8 PTS • 5.8 AST • 4.5 REB • 59.1% on 2's | 41.3% on 3's | 93.3% on FTS • 60.89 EFG% (+6.4 rEFG%) • 66.4 TS% (+8.4 rTS%) • Leading a +6 rORTG All this while being the most proven playoff star in the Association.
He hit sort of a 2nd prime after the asb in 2025 and it’s continued till now. He was even great in the 48ish games he played last season.
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The fact that he hit his “second prime” the second they traded for Jimmy makes me wonder if the regression before wasn’t just a lack of belief
He hit sort of a 2nd prime after the asb in 2025 and it’s continued till now. He was even great in the 48ish games he played last season.
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Steph would never
resting against a top defensive team to maintain his averages LMAOOOOOOO
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dubsforever7 jinx in 2026
It’s now time for the worst clutch player in the league (Steph) to shoot us out of the game
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I'm convinced he has like severe conditioning issues or something cuz what explains this
Steve Kerr for the love of God play Bassey
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You right now:
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Legit breaks my heart that we’ll never see him with Steph Jimmy and Yax
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DSA celebrating D+90 seats wins while moderate Dems are flipping South Carolina. Pure comedy
Philly DSA’s Chris Rabb is going to Congress!!!
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He’s not real
No 38-year-old point guard has ever even averaged 12 PPG in a season. 38-year-old Steph Curry is currently averaging 30.0 PPG (in 28.8 MPG) on 68.8% TS. He’s been a Top 3 player so far this season. Do not take for granted the absurdity of what he’s doing.
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I genuinely don’t think Kerr knows what to do w/ him anymore but he has to play him at the 5 We got no stretch bigs so you can’t really play him at the 4 because it’s double negative spacing
Is dray jus functionally a 5 to kerr atp? If you can't field another big out there next to him unless its a stretch... Assuming this is how it is moving forward, kinda hardcaps dubs units, can't ever be truly well-rounded w/o a real 5
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Area man discovers that better players get to play more minutes than worse players. More on this breaking news at 7pm.
It's actually dumb this is a comparison....
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