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@PukeCreature8h

I believe I am unlovable until I air fry around 14 chicken nuggets

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@ClaraJuneqnor7h

Can I touch this jellyfish!

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BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻

@realRick_AUS11h

Little fella just learnt a very valuable life lesson 🤣🇦🇺

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Femanji@femanji17h

Smoking kills 💀

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We are watching now. No one elected this billionaire. He doesn’t get to decide what Australians put online. Labor are doing the bidding of very rich people and it’s sending the country broke.

Michael Shellenberger

@shellenbergerOct 29

Online misogyny causes sexual violence, say governments. But the science doesn't support such claims. Now, a new investigation reveals that mining titan Twiggy Forrest, who receives millions in subsidies, spent millions to pass censorship legislation.

With Billions In Subsidies On The Line, Mining Titan Pours Millions Into Government Censorship Push

With Billions In Subsidies On The Line, Mining Titan Pours Millions Into Government Censorship Push

Article · @shellenberger

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@PukeCreature8h

I hope I dont wake up tomorrow

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@PerryALPHANov 11

Happy Veterans Day. Be sure to thank those who served

Image from Pericles (@PerryALPHA)

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@ClaraJuneqnor9h

Is this wood valuable!

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@PukeCreature8h

Popular pedophile and musician Drake is reportedly set to star in "THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS 2". He will take on the role of "Pomni and friends". No further information has been provided so far.

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Pukeko Simulatrix 🍎

@PukeCreatureAug 29

new regulations require you give your horse a name before you travel through the desert

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Big Willy Voorhees

@not_tattered66618h

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@PukeCreature9h

Indian people use technology like they invented it

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@PukeCreature9h

there are no "vibes" here, you are just filipino

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@PukeCreature9h

post-irony post-2016 musicians who put songs on their albums in all lowercase will be publicly executed under Total Simulator Control

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@PukeCreature9h

I been dryhumping random groceries at the store

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@PukeCreature9h

please have sex with me crispy i need more babies so i can have more abortions

Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood12h

Replying to @JP123131

Me when my plate of assorted gloops and sludges comes out room temperature

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Hopper夢@HoppersDreamsNov 11

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@PukeCreature10h

a young man just approached me and politely asked if I would like to abuse any substances with him

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@PukeCreature10h

mommy should start bulking xitter.twitterapi.xyz/m4rzst4r/status/212004…

✮ ⋆ ˚｡𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔰愛⋆｡°✩@m4rzst4rNov 10

i hate these types of family influencers

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@PukeCreature10h

@GlobeEyeNews13h

BREAKING: The Maldives government has submitted a bill to Parliament to permanently ban Israelis from entering the country.

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