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Punished Wordcel

@PunishedW0rdcel

"We must be fricking epic about what we pretend to be." Creating shareholder value through insightful shitposts and occasional essays 🚬

Joined October 2026
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I'm sneaking in even older tricks into the book to give everyone Mandela effect
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le sigh dot com@kneesockhufferNov 8
No mom i cant tell you how school was today its called opsec
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Bill Skarsgård is the only person I've seen who has "mogging" set as his default expression
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Bill Skarsgård says he uses his Pennywise voice if his kids misbehave “He can slip in there, slip out and then Nosferatu can pop in. There's a whole colorful bunch of schizophrenic daddy.”
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Gay to cuck timeline
𝗰𝘆𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗽 (@nobrainflip) profile picture𝗰𝘆𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗽
@nobrainflipJul 8
it’s really that simple.
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Playing "Let's Get It Started" by Black Eyed Peas to celebrate Woke 3.0
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Soy sauce implies the existence of Chud sauce
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Emerging from the bathroom and announcing to the entire household THE GOAT IS WASHED
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Dan Wilbur@DanWilburNov 4
Saw your mom’s schedule for the rest of the week
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Stunna@incognitoStunnaNov 3
I’ll be the judge of that
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"Sound the alarm!" Kid named The Alarm:
Julian Crow (@julian16986) profile pictureJulian Crow@julian16986Nov 1
An Ancient Sword Hardening Technique Using a Banana tree
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Hatchlings when their mom brings a yummy worm:
Aarde (@Aarrde) profile pictureAarde
@AarrdeNov 2
Comment on a pu en arriver là 🤣😭
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Making an obvious blunder in chess to notify my opponent that I've moved my queen
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Back in 2022 you could comment "Only in Ohio!" on this and get 1,000,000 likes and a Nobel Prize
Michael Tracey (@mtracey) profile pictureMichael Tracey
@mtraceyOct 30
Bizarre situation happening in Ohio where an Oberlin professor and his wife were just found murdered, and the suspect (his son) had to be carried in and out of court like this
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扬之@jfan638950Oct 29
来动物园参观需要缴纳门票这是常识
Lilly (@LillySweeet) profile pictureLilly
@LillySweeetOct 28
Liebe Chinesen, warum beschwert ihr euch darüber, dass euer Land als Diktatur bezeichnet wird, während ihr gleichzeitig VPN nutzen müsst, um auf X (Twitter) zuzugreifen?
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"Explain without moralfaggi-" We can't. We don't know how to do it.
Oody🐸 (@OodyOW) profile pictureOody🐸@OodyOWOct 28
Explain to me why murder is bad without moralfagging
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Is this really all there is to life? Having tremendous amounts of fun and experiencing unbelievably amazing things and falling in love and winning prizes and awards and being universally recognized as a genius and a hero?
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Adam with his wife, Adam Smasher
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Alright I'll bite, how would it work here
🎄 Circlebircle 🎁 (@Circlebircle_) profile picture🎄 Circlebircle 🎁@Circlebircle_Oct 26
I can't help but think eating like this and just chucking the stuff down your throat makes me gag
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While you were partying, I studied the Blade. It's a good flick overall, the plot is a bit lacking but the stylish action sequences and Wesley Snipes' charisma carry it. 7/10.
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