Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
Dude just got profiled by the WSJ. Quite a story.
Christian Lamarco, 31. Went to a small Christian college in Pennsylvania with no Wall Street recruiting pipeline.
Once drove to Carnegie Mellon to compete against Ivy Leaguers in a stock-picking contest. Finished second. Won $100.
Cold-emailed his research to hedge funds, landed a job at a Chicago long-short fund, then quit in 2019 with just a few months of savings to start Culper Research.
Moved to NYC, working out of a Brooklyn apartment. His team? Just two analysts.
They started investigating Nvidia last year, then gave up. They doubted three guys could uncover something Wall Street had missed about the world's most valuable company.
Picked it back up in March.
Interviewed former Nvidia employees, dug through corporate filings in Singapore and Malaysia, examined scrubbed code, even studied YouTube footage outside a Taiwanese noodle shop.
May 13: After a sleepless night, a bagel and a cigarette, he published a 40-page short report flagging Nvidia’s China exposure and Jensen Huang’s relationship with Alice Huang.
The next day, Nvidia hit an all-time high.
Nobody cared.
Six months later, the story blew up…
Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
Someone hid a red mid-century house in a forest in Indianapolis 🌲 $350K, one owner, ever.
I need it.
Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
why does my kid get Veterans Day off of school? I don't remember seeing him in Fallujah.
Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
Kanye asking Paul McCartney what pussy was like in the Sixties, is to me, the greatest question ever posed.
Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
I read that Gen Z is the first generation not to be smarter or perform better than the one before them, which can only mean one thing:
Millennials are officially peak human form. Evolution spent 300,000 years building chronically depressed and overworked adults as the end game.
Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
buddy no one is going to kill microsoft excel
Anthropic just killed:
> Google Sheets
> Excel
> TLDraw
> Airtable
> Miro
> Excalidraw
> FigJam
> Whimsical
> Lucidchart
> Lucidspark
> Mural
> Tableau
> Looker
> Power BI
> Metabase
> Hex
> Julius
> Mode
> Sigma
> ThoughtSpot
> Omni
> Lightdash
> Preset
> Redash
> Deepnote
> Observable
> Evidence
> Qlik
> Domo
> Rows
> Smartsheet
> Coda
> Notion databases
> Equals
> Causal
> Pigment
> Quadratic
> Sourcetable
> Grist
> Baserow
> NocoDB
> SeaTable
> Stackby
> Zoho Sheet
> Apple Numbers
> LibreOffice Calc
> Datawrapper
> Flourish
> Polymer
> Akkio
> Eraser
> Napkin
> Draw io
> Visio
> Gliffy
> Creately
> Milanote
> Stormboard
> Conceptboard
> Klaxoon
> Heptabase
> Kinopio
> Obsidian Canvas
> Canva Whiteboards
> Microsoft Whiteboard
> Zoom Whiteboard
> Apple Freeform
Everything's totally fine.
Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
Jensen Huang with his third girlfriend watching his second affair news break right now
Ricardo Beltrán retweeted
Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy




































