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Modern philosopher and theologian. Christ is 👑 Youtuber 💻 PortalMaxxer 🌌 🐉 Emcee 🎤& 🥁er Single "Moggy Jr." https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/Bo1X1Y9Pmq

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What modern women need more than ANYTHING is to be 🐝10
Hinge has done irreversible damage to hoeflation
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Whichever denomination of Christianity is the whitest wins. Mormons are up there.
Someone just told me they don’t consider LDS Christians…
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What the absolute fuck
Imagine, you are shopping at Home Depot, 2 homeless men, and a juvenile begin harassing you and start a fight. It's 3 on 1 so you grab a weapon to defend yourself, all of sudden Karen the 5 foot nothing cop shows up, tases your ass, and then you get the shit kicked out of you by the men you were trying to defend yourself against. All because Karen 5 foot, had no fucking idea what was going on, and decided to tase you while letting 3 homeless nothings beat on you. That is what happened to this guy. NO WOMEN COPS.
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I read that Gen Z is the first generation not to be smarter or perform better than the one before them, which can only mean one thing: Millennials are officially peak human form. Evolution spent 300,000 years building chronically depressed and overworked adults as the end game.
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New NPC evidence just dropped. It's a hedgehog....bro put it on your lap and take it home, he's a little buddy. What the hell is wrong with normies man.
A peaceful morning flight was all they wanted but nobody was prepared for what just walked in 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is a fictional skit performed by actors on a rentable airplane cabin set, not an incident aboard a real flight. The creators regularly produce staged airplane videos, and the “unknown creature” shown at the end is a hedgehog. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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I highly recommend spiritual talks of Jim Carey. He says it got to a point where he knew he would either choose resentment, or happiness. That stuck with me. I saw Liar Liar in Mexico on a family vacation when I was 6, been a huge Jim Carey fan ever since. I feel everything happens for a reason.
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The first episode of Dexter is so edgy. I remember the impression I had of this show before I got into it, almost gave up in the first few episodes. Doesn't matter what the main character is or does, you just have to like them, that's what makes the show. The fist season of Breaking bad is pretty weak in the big picture of the show if you ask me. First 2 seasons of Dexter are strongly argued to be the best. First 4 undoubtedly. I'll prob just rewatch the first 4 seasons. I like Dexter because he plays the game while hiding his real horrifying self beneath. Same with Breaking Bad, having something to hide. Mr. Inbetween had a similar vibe in as much as the guy was a contract killler, but was a cool likeable kind hearted dude (all things considered). Having something to hide, that's what seems to make a good show. And then watching it all unravel (Breaking Bad handled that aspect better than Dexter)
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"I loathe any form of social interaction. I find people disgusting and irritating. I hate the idea of going out and socializing with people. It's not anxiety, I actually don't like people."
I was never diagnosed with any mental illness but I don't know what would be wrong with me. I loathe any form of social interaction. I find people disgusting and irritating. I hate the idea of going out and socializing with people. It's not anxiety, I actually don't like people.
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Think of all the conditions people have. There are so many ways that your body can malfunction. Try just being happy even though you shouldn't be. Ultimately pain is there to let us know something is wrong, so if you don't feel pain it means your body isn't functioning right. Be fucked up, but in a way that benefits you. Just remember the world is shit and it deserves your lack of conformity. The world wants you to need it for happiness.
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Women deserve less
Znalezione na FB. 😱🤣🥹 Takie czasy, taka sytuacja… Mój 24-letni syn wrócił ostatnio z pierwszej randki i powiedział, że chyba zaczyna rozumieć, dlaczego niektórzy wolą być sami. Poznał dziewczynę przez internet. Pisali ze sobą kilka dni i w końcu zaprosił ją do restauracji. Syn pracuje, ma samochód, wynajmuje mieszkanie i całkiem dobrze sobie radzi. Dziewczyna podobno bardzo ładna, elegancko ubrana, ale już po kilku minutach zaczęła go wypytywać, czym jeździ, ile zarabia i czy mieszkanie jest jego. Kiedy usłyszała, że wynajmuje, stwierdziła, że ona sobie nie wyobraża takiego życia, bo jest przyzwyczajona do pewnego poziomu. Przy zamawianiu wybrała jedną z najdroższych potraw, deser i coś do picia. Syn zamówił makaron. Jeszcze zdążyła skomentować, że nie lubi facetów, którzy oszczędzają na przyjemnościach. Syn od początku zamierzał zapłacić za całą kolację, bo przecież sam ją zaprosił. Ale im dłużej rozmawiali, tym bardziej miał jej dość. Ciągle słyszał o drogich wakacjach, markowych ubraniach i o tym, co mężczyzna powinien zapewnić kobiecie. W końcu stwierdził, że z tej znajomości i tak nic nie będzie. Kiedy kelner przyniósł rachunek, zaproponował, żeby każde zapłaciło za siebie. Dziewczyna była podobno oburzona. Zaczęła mu tłumaczyć, że prawdziwy mężczyzna nigdy nie pozwoliłby kobiecie płacić na randce i że ona nie spotyka się ze skąpcami. Ostatecznie każde zapłaciło za siebie i syn wrócił do domu. Powiedziałam mu, że skoro sam ją zaprosił, to mógł już zapłacić. Ale on stwierdził, że nie chodziło o pieniądze, tylko o jej zachowanie. Gdyby nie traktowała go jak chodzącego portfela, nawet nie pomyślałby o dzieleniu rachunku. Następnego dnia dostał od niej wiadomość. Napisała, że postanowiła dać mu drugą szansę, ale tym razem oczekuje zaproszenia do porządnej restauracji i zachowania na odpowiednim poziomie. Syn odpisał, że drugiej randki nie będzie. A ona na to, że w takim razie zmarnował jej cały wieczór i powinien przynajmniej oddać jej pieniądze za kolację. Dziewczyny, ja mam trzech synów i zaczynam się naprawdę martwić. 😂 To był mój najstarszy. Jeszcze dwóch przede mną. Oczywiście wiem, że nie wszystkie dziewczyny są takie, ale jak pomyślę, co mnie czeka, kiedy pozostali dorosną, to chyba już teraz powinnam zacząć pić melisę. 😂
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Someone said these two people know each other and it's an instagram skit being taken out of context or something. Can anyone confirm? I've yet to take it off mute. Sounds like it's BRUUUTAAaalllll
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Everyone who pretends everything is fine with dating is evil and retarded
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Why is this autism? That's being surrounded by demonic NPCs. A solid proportion of the people today who have "autism" are actually just waking up to an evil world. Bro, those people are trash. They sense the light in you. Might sound too tarot cardy to be true, but it's the damn truth.
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Finished Mr. Inbetween Something very sad about it. I was pretty sure things were gonna turn out different for him. Very realistic. Great little show. Short episodes, just 3 seasons. In and out.
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I'm extremely blackpilled on anyone who has a large platform. They are usually plants of some sort. It seems like the legitimate ones are being revealed by their persecution. It's reassuring to know there are a couple of good apples out there.
Russell Brand was just sentenced to over 10 years in prison today. This is what Charlie Kirk said about him.
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I remember when I first discovered Russel Brands youtube channel like 3-4 years ago, I thought "he must be shilling somehow" even though everything he spoke on seemed on point. The guy deserves his due praise now, he was the real deal.
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Nostalgia is really something else man. I was content when I was a kid. There was nothing missing, and you had the warm feel of hope and wonder for the future. We are barely even living anymore.
RIP to Courage The Cowardly Dog lead writer David Cohen. He must have been a real CRAZY guy. Introduced millions of kids to existential dread and absurdism.
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One of the craziest normie experiences I've ever had is that my childhood friend told me about 5 years ago now (we were both in our 30s) that he doesn't remember ANYTHING from or prior friendship (2013 and before). When I said "Huh, ok.....well I remember all of it" He tried to cite some facebook circulating study that peoples memories are delusions, and I was like "Bro....I remember my life" which of course he took great offence too. Guy was a narcissist, and didn't want to acknowledge how shitty of a friend he was, or how shitty any of the people in our group were.
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People all seemed to agree that his truther platform was disinfo. I guess this scenario suggests that it very likely wasn't.
For those who don't know the Russell Brand case... Imagine being sentenced to 10.5 YEARS in prison for alleged offenses dating back as far as 22 YEARS AGO, in a case where the police say there was zero CCTV footage, zero forensic evidence, and digital enquiries were limited because SOOOOO much time had passed, and prosecutors themselves acknowledge that the passage of time limited the available evidence, and yet STILL a jury convicts you in a case built primarily on testimony, and then you get to sentencing and the judge acknowledges the work you have done helping people overcome addiction, including paying for their treatment, acknowledges that your children will lose the presence of their father, and also accepts that there is no sound evidential basis to conclude you pose a future risk, and still sentences you to 10.5 YEARS in prison, again following convictions reached without CCTV or forensic evidence, and now you’re left asking how the testimony and supporting material established the disputed acts beyond reasonable doubt despite those gaps, and how the court justified a sentence that will take years out of your children’s childhoods for offenses from nearly two decades earlier, which is roughly where Russell Brand is tonight.
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