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Republicans... we're here to chew gum and defend rapists. And we're all out of gum.

Hey, @AGToddBlanche, having crackpots like guiliani & lindell running around baselessly claiming election rigging is one thing, but the DOJ doing it is a whole 'nother thing. Just remember John Mitchell went to prison. You might think you're invincible. You're not. @SenateDems

Thank you, @realDonaldTrump, @potus!!! You did what was thot impossible. The demographics on the midterm vote shows something amazing. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Christian, Muslim, Jew, urban, rural,ALL united in their hatred for trump! @bennyjohnson @LauraLoomer @camhigby

Guys! Guys. I had trouble finding a good enough image to be sure, but check out the gold presidential seals on the ballroom's final beam. You know how in really corrupt countries buildings collapse due to govt officials stealing the construction money? Well, look at the seal. IJS

Lol...THIS lightweight pedo-looking piece of shit has asked trump to "green light" him to commence civil war. His id is @MichaelRives4. Think he could rappel off a chopper? I have an M&P 15 coming from BassPro this week that needs break-in. 😂😂😂

Hey, @ZacksJerryRig, spectacular (and spot on) analysis of the @TrumpMobile made-in-Ghnyna HTC phone as well as the familial stench that accompanies every unit. 👍🏻 youtu.be/5O-vCJW1b8g

I'm filling out my ballot. Should I vote for some Dem with whom I'm unfamiliar...or for the @Republicans/@GOP candidate who stuck his dick in a toddler? Decisions, decisions. (I'm convinced at this point that EVERY Rapeublican is either friends with a sex offender...or IS one.)

Awww... looks like I hurt someone's (hint: it was @scottpullins) feefees by calling out their hypocrisy toward @amyactonoh. For all their big talk and love of bullying people, what soft little bitches Rapeublicans are.

Haha... bullshit. Anyone want my x-schmoney?

Wow...engagement on this tweet disabled due to it "advocating violence." But somehow the THOUSANDS of tweets saying Zelenskyy and Ukraine should be wiped out cause no issue. Is elmo a Putin puppet as well as trump? 🤔 Concerning.

What...the...fudge... is @amazon doing??? Are they trying to make things so inconvenient I actually go looking for alternatives. The ability to search past orders is gone. Why? Whyyyy?

Looks like it's already started. trump and dejoy playing games with the ballots. Went to mail something today...not a ballot, I'd never mail it, gonna take it to a dropbox... and the post office near me is just... closed. In the middle of a business day. Closed.

Impressions for @elonmusk... Before Russian data center exploded: 7M+ After Russian data center exploded: ~2 to 3M

Saw a clip of @stclairashley talking about @elonmusk w/CNN. She mentioned in passing his silverware balancing trick. Apparently he performs it as if he had a Vegas residency. I know someone who also does his favorite "trick" at every opportunity. My girlfriend's nephew. He's 5.

Wow! I got my $90 healthcare bribe! Now I have a dilemma. Do I buy lunch or use that money to cover the gas to go vote for Democrats up and down the ballot? Please help me decide.

Thought for the day: J. Edgar Hoover's dresses, Waco, Ruby Ridge, Unabomber... all of that and more, and the FBI has never been more of a bad joke than it is with Kashyap Pramod Patel at the helm. Quite an accomplishment.

Puzzling thought of the day: For someone who predicts that money will become meaningless in 10 to 20 years, @elonmusk sure is devoting a lot of effort to collecting a huge amount of it. 🤔

Hey, @Publix... the package weight is supposed to be the net weight of the meat, right? Not including the moisture absorbing diaper material at $4-$5/lb.

Quick question for MAGA: why should a Russian oligarch who's very close to Putin pay ONE SINGLE DIME for @realDonaldTrump's son's, @DonaldJTrumpJr, wedding? Oh, wait. You say it wasn't for the wedding? It was the after party? Ok...why ONE SINGLE DIME for the after party? WHY??

Uh oh...a major J6er blocked me. Looks like little old me hurt this big tough guy's feefees by stating facts. But we already knew that #J6 criminals can't handle reality. Sooo 🤷🏼‍♂️