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I apologize in advance for how often i am about to use this gif in all my text threads

I am 100 and 1% sure that this is how #AvengersDoomsday is going to end

Esq, distinguishing figurative intent from literal, is simple. And please, drop your abstract examples of metaphor; the case at hand involves two real, verifiable conditions. If a teacher says 'my class is a zoo,' and a staff says 'no, students are not animals,' the teacher won’t produce animal charts to prove her point, she just laughs and says 'it’s just a figure of speech.' But when Mum Zee said 'pregnancy is not a death sentence' and people kept giving cases of maternal mortality to prove her wrong. You didn’t take that as a sign that the exchange wasn’t about a metaphor but a literal assertion of fact??. When a dispute is fought using factual evidence, it is a literal debate over actual outcomes, not a literary exercise. You don’t use factual evidence to argue “the class is a zoo”, nor “life is a journey” nau😂. It was AFTER sufficient medical opinion saturated the air on the subject that they tried taking the “literary” license to evade the critic of the travesty.

RIP Patrick Stewart 🕊️ The iconic actor behind Professor X in ‘X-Men’ and Captain Jean-Luc Picard in ‘Star Trek’ has passed away at age 86.

I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever

This is a public service announcement for all women everywhere ever. A fight does not happen by mutual consent. A fight happens because one person decides to start it. That's ONE. Uno. Un. Eins. Ichi. Yī. Unus. Ett. Hana. Wāḥid. One is not two. Your man is not in a fight because he looked at the other guy, and they both said, hey, let's totally throw down, bro, as if fighting were a pickup game of basketball. Your man is in a fight because one person decided to attack. That person is not necessarily your man even if, and I cannot stress this enough, even if your man is the one who throws hands first. Yes, you read that right. If you don't understand, if it makes no sense to you, that's because you know nothing about fighting. If you grab your man and try to restrain him, you are not preventing the fight. You are restraining him while the fight occurs. Just because you would like your man to exit the situation does not necessarily mean he can. Even if he can, that does not necessarily mean he should. He knows about fighting. Some men know less about it, and some men know more, but unless you are Ronda Rousey or Lena Miculek, your man always knows more about fighting than you. If you have something you want him to do, like exit the situation if he can, use your words like a big girl. Do not touch him. He will ignore you, of course, because you have no idea what you are talking about, but you can talk if it makes you happy. Do not touch him. Step back from the area of conflict and get out of the way. Keep him between you and the threat if possible. Do not get between him and the threat. That is retarded. Also do not touch him. If you do touch him, do not be surprised if you shoves you hard enough to land you on your butt ten feet away. This is the appropriate response. He is trying to protect himself and you from your willful ignorance. Do not touch him. If you do touch him, and he survives, do not be surprised if he ends the relationship afterwards. You grossly disrespected his judgement, and put him in serious danger with your selfish desire to be right all the time. Do not touch him. The time to have a conversation about whether the fight should have happened is after the fight, not while people are in danger. Do not touch him. Okay, quick reading comprehension test. What should you not do?

My only regret was too young for Yvonne Okoro

Chess players, say something only chess players will understand.

That’s not what it mean

i had to go find the video myself this is ridiculous

If you take the $1 that doubles every day, by the end of one year you would have $365.

Music is more than just sound, it's a visual experience. Feel the relentless energy of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata No. 14 (Presto agitato) with unique 3D note animations."

Canon in D - Pachelbel

I hate when I unlock my phone and immediately forget what I wanted to do.

Pentecost youth week. It's my church pɛ wey no do the thing well. Praises 2mins, worship 5 mins, Sermon 1hr, Prayers 1hr, Opening prayer 1hr 30mins. How?? Naah, I go change my district akai.

The dating pool is full of people trying to be taken care of, not enjoy a person and it’s sad af.

The New York Times reveals their list of the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century.

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