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Celery 🚂 retweeted
Hooker is a nice throw in, but this is an excellent move for the Bills to give Brandon Beane an extra 5th round pick while taking a 2nd away from him.
Celery 🚂 retweeted
The Bills kept four TEs on their roster. Two of them can’t catch and another doesn’t play on offense. Great roster management
Celery 🚂 retweeted
The Bills are just a sloppy football team. Can’t win anything of importance when you’re careless with the ball and stink at play-calling.
Celery 🚂 retweeted
Buffalo, We Have a (Defensive) Problem
@Unexpected_Pts
The Buffalo Bills have a bottom-3 defense by advanced metrics, can they still win the Super Bowl?
Celery 🚂 retweeted
THANK YOU @AndrewWhitworth. “Let’s do it like we want to get fired.” Tired of Beane playing it safe.
Celery 🚂 retweeted
The 2026 Buffalo Bills are the ONLY team in the 21st century to rank two full standard deviations above average offensively and two full standard deviations below average defensively in the first seven weeks of the season
top 2% offense and bottom 2% defense
Other teams close
2000 Rams (defense wasn't bad enough -1.49 SD)
2004 Colts (defense wasn't bad enough, -1.77 SD)
2018 Chiefs (defense, 1.53 SD)
2018 Saints (defense, -1.78 SD)
2025 Cowboys (offense +1.91, defense -1.71 SD)
2026 Lions (offense was +1.77)
2021 Chiefs (offense was +1.75)
This is an all time Josh Allen carry job
Celery 🚂 retweeted
Joshua Commanding the Sun to Stand Still, after Luca Giordano, 1690, 📸 by Grace Urbanski
2nd week in a row that postgame Joe Brady said that’s not the defense they prepared to go against. Thats alarming, no? What are they doing in the offensive meetings during the week?
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