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This take is statistically incorrect, but the people who like Shedeur Sanders could watch him throw 7 picks in a game and still make excuses for why he's not bad.
Shedeur Sanders has been the best QB on the Browns since he got there yet they have allowed politics to stunt his growth and derail the whole team for 2 seasons. Insane.
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The @Vikings should trade for Shedeur Sanders.
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I'll be honest, the best thing for college football (and maybe most of sports going forward) would be for ESPN to stop being a thing. A 24-team football playoff renders the regular season pointless and itself is completely unnecessary. All for money. Ruining the sport.
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This is exactly what Todd Monken said they would do prior to the Saints game. Why is everyone acting like this is news?
The Browns plan to start Deshaun Watson vs. the Texans, per @JFowlerESPN. Shedeur Sanders started against the Saints with Watson out due to injury.
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An interesting sacrificial lamb.
NEW: Ohio State has fired special teams coordinator Robby Discher, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/2026-college-fo…
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No he didn't.
"Shedeur looked like he could operate an offense, and did what he always does, made some explosives," - Rizz on Shedeur Sanders. Do you agree?
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I won't be accepting praise for Shedeur Sanders. But he made a comeback! Yes, that he needed to because he didn't do shit for 3 quarters. Browns had goal to go twice and came out with 0 touchdowns. He underthrew his receivers all day and was bailed out by them all day.
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If you ask me, someone in the athletic department today told Whittingham to fire Beck or they'd fire him. So Whittingham fired Beck.
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Waking up to find out that @UMichFootball still hasn't fired Jason Beck (or Kyle Whittingham for not firing Jason Beck) is about as disappointing as the rest of the season. It's unacceptable.
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A bunch of delusional Browns fans are super disappointed.
Dillon Gabriel is expected be QB2 today behind Shedeur Sanders for #Browns @ #Saints. Deshaun Watson is expected to start next week against the #Texans, so those thinking this is an audition for Sanders, that's not the organizational approach going into this one today.
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One of the truly amazing things in my life in software development is the amount of IT professionals who don't check if they're muted before they start talking.
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Replying to @TheDemocrats
@TheDemocrats should find two people to lead them in Congress that aren't named Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jefferies. Those two have already displayed, less than 12 hours after their victory, that they don't know what the people want.
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Who
Ravens HC Jesse Minter announced QB Joe Fagnano will start Thursday night vs the Jaguars.
We live in an age of cherry picked stats. Find the stats to fit the narrative and post it.
LUKA DONČIĆ SET NEW RECORDS LAST NIGHT! 🔥 45 PTS 🔥 15 REB 🔥 6 AST 🔥 5 STL 🔥 8 3PM Dončić scored a game-high 45 PTS and became the first player in NBA history to reach 15+ REB, 5+ AST, 5+ STL, and 5+ 3PM in a single game!
No offense to Vogt, but Herrin should have never been in the game, pitching for a third time in as many days. Use other relievers. 2-0 is probably too much with how the Guardians are scoring.
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Replying to @CleGuardians
@CleGuardians What's it gonna take to get this logo (T-rex) on a hat? Not that I don't love the letters C and G, but come on, this is a no brainer.
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The Browns didn't realize that Cleveland can't have both teams win in the same weekend, and stole the winning vibes from the Guardians. So now the Browns need to win the Super Bowl if their win over the Ravens screws the Guardians out of the World Series.
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Yeah, they have. Recently.
The bad news: They have to win two straight on the road facing elimination The good news: They’ve done that before
Yeah. Welcome to Cleveland sports. Not enough characters on this app to talk about the Browns.
•Last World Series win: 1948 (78 years ago, longest championship drought in sports) •Missed postseason from 1955-1994 •Ran into one of the best rotations of all time in Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine in '95 WS •Walked off by Marlins in '97 WS (blown save by Mesa in the 9th) •2-1 ALCS lead blown in '98 vs. NYY (Yanks swept Padres in WS) •2-0 ALDS lead blown in '99 vs. Boston •2-1 ALDS lead blown in '01 vs. Seattle •3-1 ALCS lead blown in '07 vs. Boston (they swept Colorado in WS) •3-1 WS lead blown vs. CHC in '16 •2-0 ALDS lead blown vs. NYY in ‘17 (considered WS favorites) •2-1 ALDS lead blown vs. NYY in '22 (underdogs but still) •Owned by the Yankees for the 4th straight playoff series cocktease Game 3 that ended up meaning nothing in ‘24 •Crawl back 15.5 games to win the AL Central just to lose to the team (Detroit) in the postseason in ‘25 •2-1 ALCS lead blown vs TB in ‘26
I think my favorite part of software upgrades currently with phones and computers is having all the options I purposely disabled being re-enabled. Love going through all that again so it can be screwed up again the next time.
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