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Christian

@SoccerEnjoyer

@BuzzardPointSoc | I know nothing about soccer

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Indescribable
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They made a feature length South Park episode
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Welcome to D.C. United, where you get 1 1/2 seasons with the worst roster ever and then get fired.
Tom Bogert (@tombogert) profile pictureTom Bogert
@tombogert12h
⚫️ Sources: Oscar Pareja has emerged as a top candidate for D.C. United if the club parts ways with head coach Rene Weiler this offseason. Weiler still head coach of DCU as of today. Sources across the league believe a change will happen... but nothing yet. Still fluid. Pareja among numerous coaching options looked into if they indeed make a change.
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Dawg what the fuck
Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) profile pictureJordan Schultz
@Schultz_ReportNov 10
Sources: The #Falcons are signing K Jake Moody off the #Ravens practice squad and adding him to their 53-man roster. Moody hit a 53-yard FG for Baltimore on Sunday and is now poised to take over in Atlanta.
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Jason Levien is still a pest infecting my club, I wish we could be free too
Tom Bogert (@tombogert) profile pictureTom Bogert
@tombogertNov 9
BREAKING: CF Montréal owner Joey Saputo says he has put the club up for sale.
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“Cubarsi” “Mendes” okay
FIFPRO (@FIFPRO) profile pictureFIFPRO
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The 2026 FIFPRO Men’s #World11 ✨ Decided exclusively by 19,806 professional men’s footballers worldwide. By the players, for the players 🏆
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“ Life or death” with two shots on goal
Yakob (@yakobper90) profile pictureYakob
@yakobper90Nov 7
They’re in a life or death match against Hull fucking City at home and you wonder why I lost my head at the fact they won at Anfield last week. It’s a stain on the club letting that shite win here. By far the worst champions I’ve laid eyes on.
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Nothing about “we’ve fucking sucked and we’re sorry”. Aight man
Josh Tolentino (@JCTSports) profile pictureJosh Tolentino
@JCTSportsNov 6
Mark Andrews on being booed at home:
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Does that shit say 0%
Steven Patton (@PattonAnalytics) profile pictureSteven Patton
@PattonAnalyticsNov 5
The only QBs responsible for the majority of their own sacks? Won the last two Super Bowls.
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Meanwhile Rozempic can’t stop dudes half his weight
wizz (@mvpwizz) profile picturewizz@mvpwizzNov 2
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Marlon Humphrey needs to be shot out of a comically sized cannon
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Ronnie Stanley giving up holding yet again
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Loop and Andrews gotta die man
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Mark fucking Andrews man
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Marlon Humphrey needs to fucking go man
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Christian (@SoccerEnjoyer) profile pictureChristian@SoccerEnjoyerNov 1
Dawg this game is gonna end 47-3 if Lamar doesn’t come back
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Dawg this game is gonna end 47-3 if Lamar doesn’t come back
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1-0 TO THE ASSNA BABY
Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile pictureArsenal
@ArsenalNov 1
BIG PERFORMANCE. BIG WIN.
Full-time: Liverpool 0-1 Arsenal

ALT Full-time: Liverpool 0-1 Arsenal

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Dawg fuck my life
Kevin Oestreicher (@koestreicher34) profile pictureKevin Oestreicher
@koestreicher34Nov 1
On Lamar Jackson's first throw of the game he injures his hand and is headed right to the Ravens locker room
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Any update on that?
D.C. United (@dcunited) profile pictureD.C. United
@dcunitedOct 31
PENALTY TO D.C. UNITED Awarded following VAR review. #CLBvDC | 1-0
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