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If a 200 pound man is beheaded, how much weight has he lost? 🤔
12%0 lbs
53%~15 lbs
16%~185 lbs
19%200 lbs
118 votes • 2 days
Guys can just roll with it.
At the end of his visit to Devoto prison in Buenos Aires, Pope Leo broke protocol to approach the inmates, embrace them, and bless them.
Several could not hold back their tears as they greeted the Holy Father. It was a moment of profound tenderness in Argentina, when embraces said more than words.
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The "wicked, lazy servant" didn't spend the $1,000,000 silver talent on himself or steal it & run away. He believed his master was returning & didn't think he could escape giving an account of his stewardship. In the end, he's condemned because his lack of love produced no works.
Lake Superior is about 495 times larger than the Sea of Galilee. The five Great Lakes would receive more respect if they were called seas.
📜📜 🤔 It may be interesting to compare and contrast this Sunday's Parable of the Talents in Matthew 25 with the Parable of the Gold Coins in Luke 19.
Let's share what we find in the replies.
DOUTHAT: Mr. President, what is your proudest achievement?
TRUMP: Giving this great country stuffed crust pizza.
DOUTHAT: You must be referring to your role in Pizza Hut's 1995 stuffed crust pizza ad.
TRUMP: Americans wanted more out of their pizzas and I gave that to them.
ROSS DOUTHAT: In a previous lifetime.
DONALD TRUMP: Yes.
ROSS DOUTHAT: Do you feel you'd failed anyone, perhaps your ex-
DONALD TRUMP: Kevin McAllister.
ROSS DOUTHAT: Right, let's talk about Kevin.
DONALD TRUMP: I pointed him to the lobby.
ROSS DOUTHAT: Right, but Kevin had a rough time after that.
DONALD TRUMP: Not in my hotel, his only issues in the hotel were a stomach ache from too much room service. But out there, in Dinkins's New York, it was a killing field.
Could you ever intentionally kill someone you did not hate?
85%Yes—If duty required it
11%No—I couldn't kill anyone
2%No—I'd have to hate them
2%No—Nobody can do that
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