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Designed by a stoned ket-head & bought by practically no-one. Abject failure now acknowledged through plant closures. bbc.com/news/articles/cq1j33…
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Common sense finally prevails. The worst president in American history voted down as an abject failure #Elections2026
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BREAKING: Polymarket projects Adam Hamilton has won Kansas' U.S. Senate race, becoming the first Democrat elected to Senate from the state since 1932 — 99% chance.
If you’re a #republican voting #Trump today the world has one question for you: Are you fucking retarded?
#ElectionDay
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No sitting president has ever been more corrupt, dishonest or done as much damage to American interests at home and abroad as the sitting one, so there is only one question left for #republican voters on todays #Midterms2026 : what would it take for you to have principles?
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"You talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian. You are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that, I commend you, and I thank you again." @SteveWitkoff takes the prize for the most ridiculous quote in history, & yes it was to Putin 🤡
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Not since Hitler & Mussolini has the world known such pathetic pieces of shit as Netanyahu & Trump. Hopefully these historical skid marks will be eviscerated at the polls over the coming days.
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There is quite literally nothing Trump could do that would make his bribed up teat sucking #MAGA #republican goon squad turn on him. Rape. Coup. Backing american enemies. Kidnapping foreign leaders. Insider Trading. Killing thousands through covid mismanagement. Spineless cowards
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Loving these Sovereign Bond yields. Just increased portfolio size by 10%. With Systematic proving the equity exposure bonds are a fundamental part of any pension system. Nothing quite like a 2nd salary with zero effort. 💙
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It’s obvious to anyone with an ounce of credibility that Donald Trump has been every bit the disaster in his 2nd term as he was in his 1st. This uneducated greasy corrupt goon is by far the worst president in the history of the nation & it’s not even remotely close. The world and our kids will never look at the US the same way again. Imagine trusting the fate of humanity on the AI governance question to this bumbling incoherent anti-democratic rapist. The #republican party & every politician complicit in this historical shit-stain are rotten to the core. Every one of you would have supported hitlers rise. Cunts.
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UPDATE: After ~5 weeks and under the threat of being sued #wise returned our funds they illegally held onto purely to earn interest off our balance. The irony of this experience is they closed the accounts citing regulatory checks, KYC etc when that is precisely what they weren’t doing. We used the account for basic transactions, no questions were asked, no justification was given. This is just plain incompetence from inexperienced pimply non-career oriented idiots. It’s incredible how awful banking has become generally (#nordea & #nykredit equally incompetent). #hsbc is the only bank worth your time but one thing is for sure: Do not trust digital banks. A bot will close your account overnight. #wise #revolut
Day 27 of #wise illegally holding onto €40k of a UK company’s funds without reason. Cunts. #ScamAwareness @TheSun
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This is @wise telling us to go fuck ourselves while they have held onto €40k since August 19th for no reason whatsoever. Avoid these scammers at all costs #wise #revolut #ScamAwareness
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