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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

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SideKick · Nov 12, 2026 · 12:59 AM UTC

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Replying to @ConsiderMeDunn @MassGovernor

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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

AnMLGCat · Nov 12, 2026 · 12:49 AM UTC

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Baby Horrified Upon Realization He Will Not Age Fast Enough to Outpace the Slippery Slope

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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Mike Baxter · Nov 12, 2026 · 12:16 AM UTC

Whew- close one!

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

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Chris24...I.o.Solana🧵 · Nov 12, 2026 · 12:07 AM UTC

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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Startups r us · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:38 PM UTC

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WICKED!

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Valarie Giacalone · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:32 PM UTC

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Once again, love the Babylon Bee!

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Barben Electric · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:27 PM UTC

😥😥

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Trip in Charlotte NC · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:21 PM UTC

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You laugh... but we all know it's true.

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

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Tom Edmonds · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:18 PM UTC

Poor humanity.

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Jerry Dean · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:13 PM UTC

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Actually sad how true this is.

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Madcow Syndicate · Nov 11, 2026 · 10:51 PM UTC

HA! 🤣

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Brett Tibbitts · Nov 11, 2026 · 10:08 PM UTC

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Only very weak people go after the meekest and weakest of life!

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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Crimson Dose · Nov 11, 2026 · 9:53 PM UTC

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Stay away from Canada baby! @MarkJCarney will white guilt you into euthanasia!

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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Nosgtradamus ♋ · Nov 11, 2026 · 9:38 PM UTC

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This one's low key sad.

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Marie R · Nov 11, 2026 · 9:11 PM UTC

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Those of us who survived abortion (and miscarriages) (and ivf freezing) are perhaps half of the people initially conceived. Everyone you see is a survivor.

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

Jacob Browatzke ✝️ · Nov 11, 2026 · 8:50 PM UTC

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We must protect the innocent and those who cannot defend themselves. Woe to us Christians if we value our own pleasure and comfort more than we love God and our neighbor. "Is not this the kind of fasting I have chosen: to loose the chains of injustice and untie the cords of the yoke, to set the oppressed free and break every yoke?" Isaiah 58:6

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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

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816

Brian Tammetta · Nov 11, 2026 · 8:29 PM UTC

Oof!!!

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.

realstephaniegaddis🦋🌺 · Nov 11, 2026 · 8:23 PM UTC

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Before democrats STOLE midterms

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms buff.ly/VjFjkRe

Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms

OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before Democrats won the midterm elections.