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Bringing the cannabis industry data to life 🥦 / Investigative Reporter / Not Financial Advice / Memes / Satire / PhD in Gas Station Drugs / #SmokeShopGate

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Joined July 2022
🧵EXCLUSIVE: The Hemp Mogul, the Chief of Staff’s Daughter, and the Race to Save Synthetic THC America’s self-proclaimed largest synthetic-cannabinoid supplier is carrying two state consumer-protection settlements, a federal racketeering counterclaim, a bank lawsuit, and a bankruptcy in his corporate family. This summer he married the daughter of the White House Chief of Staff — just as the White House began pushing Congress to soften the hemp ban that its own National Drug Control Strategy demands.
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Virginia launches new unit targeting illegal vapes and intoxicants Virginia is creating an enforcement unit to oversee the rapidly expanding market for vaping products, hemp-derived intoxicants, THC and kratom, consolidating several regulatory responsibilities within the attorney general’s office. #SmokeShopGate newsfromthestates.com/articl…
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🚨Bret Worley went from deleting LinkedIn posts to nuking his entire LinkedIn account. Holy moly @DailyCaller @JohnCFLoftus1 #SmokeShopGate $MSOS
Guess whose LinkedIn account is a 404? $MSOS
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I thought the Oklahoma and Texas cannabis faiths were already linked and prophesied about in ancient Chinese texts
Now anyone can just say anything? $MSOS
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The smoke shop and the torch cannabis hemp maggots are 2 that immediately stand out 😭
If you think @Marijuana Moment is in the pocket of is advertisers and paid subscribers, many of them in or allied with the cannabis industry, look at its publication of this op-ed favoring a THC tax widely opposed by the cannabis industry.
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First the California weed farms, now the wineries — all using illegal alien workers to reduce costs. California as a state has turned into a human trafficking and illegal labor exploitation racket.
A whistleblower just EXPOSED Gavin Newsom’s Napa Valley wine business for using illegal alien workers. He’s exploiting criminal aliens for their labor and his own profit by selling the wine for $7,000 a bottle. This is illegal and he needs to be prosecuted. Insane work, @christopherrufo
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The California medical marijuana loophole backfired 😭
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The #hemp industry pushed the Overton window and went full speed ahead in late 2022 selling #weed as "legal #THCa flower" Less than 18 months after Biden's rescheduling directive, interest skyrocketed to 10x. 👀👇 $MSOS $YOLO $CNBS $TOKE #Cannabis #CannabisIndustry #Marijuana
Q: How big is the unregulated #BigHemp "THCa" marijuana and cannabinoid industry? Within a month of Biden's announcement on rescheduling in Oct 2022, the hemp industry realized something: It's now or never! Once cannabis is rescheduled, unlicensed producers and legal grey-area hemp sellers would go up in smoke. After all, hemp = cannabis! The government couldn't possibly regulate & enforce the same THC molecule by 2 different sets of rules forever, right? The music MIGHT stop... so let's dance until we can't! Since Biden's rescheduling announcement. Interest in "THCa flower" increased around 10x in under 18 months Bad actors in the hemp industry ran with marketing campaigns which hijacked "THCa" as a PR term and used it to obfuscate the fact that they are now selling regular weed. Advertising on social media through clever means picked up. Low-key inconspicuous landing pages would redirect users to another website and campaign advertising about "legal THCa hemp flower" went viral on Instagram and Facebook. Whitney's Economics 2023 Analysis estimated that the hemp-derived cannabinoid industry, was a whopping $28.4B in 2022. It was larger than all of the adult-use and medical state-legal cannabis markets combined! However, that estimate did not account for "THCa" flower, as it was just emerging at the end of 2022. Q: Just how much unregulated and untested marijuana is sold under the "THCa" hemp label? A: At least 10x bigger than it was on Oct 6 2022! #Hemp #FarmBill #Cannabis #CannabisIndustry #THCa $MSOS $YOLO $TOKE $CNBS
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The Dank Informer retweeted
I think I’m going to spend the next month calling out every single THCA dispensary that fucked up our industry and recriminalized cannabis as we know it today. It was the cash grabbing, spray packing, taking advantage of their consumers mother fuckers who fucked this all up anyway. Let’s give them their flowers.
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What’s the connection between Bret Worley, Susie Wiles, and Dr. Heidi Overton? Does a brighter future for hemp include more synthetic cannabinoids packed into vapes and sold to kids at the local smoke shop and gas station? Where does FDA stand on Bret Worley’s HHC products?
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The Dank Informer retweeted
So Blanche indicted Virginia Senator L. Louise Lucas for laundering marijuana as hemp, but Susie Wiles’s son-in-law can do the same with no repercussions? The dude even openly advertises synthetic HHC cannabinoid distillate, which the DEA says is a schedule 1 drug
🚨 BLANCHE: The anonymous attacks on Susie Wiles are "absolutely not true." "I lived it. I was there." AG Todd Blanche says he worked with the Chief of Staff every day, and every day she fought for President Trump and the American people. He called her a PATRIOT and an outstanding Chief of Staff. And he says Stephen Miller, who has worked right down the hall from her for years, is BRILLIANT and will be excellent in the job. Anonymous sources versus a man who was in the room. Easy call.
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Good enough for the @DailyCaller is good enough for me 😘
This passes for news? Or grasping at straws…
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Stay tuned as we jam this up the hemp maggots’s rear end. The dildo of justice rarely arrives lubed! Tick tock, tick tock!
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This hemp shit was planned a long time ago THCa flower magically starting to trend under Biden is suspect AS FVCK! DEEP STATE MARIJUANA MONEY LAUNDERERS HIDING BEHIND HEMP!
The #hemp industry pushed the Overton window and went full speed ahead in late 2022 selling #weed as "legal #THCa flower" Less than 18 months after Biden's rescheduling directive, interest skyrocketed to 10x. 👀👇 $MSOS $YOLO $CNBS $TOKE #Cannabis #CannabisIndustry #Marijuana
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Your members are literally the reason for the intoxicating hemp bans They sell unregulated synthetic THC / cannabinoid vapes known as gas station weed under the guise of hemp Then you lobby against natural cannabis legalization Good riddance loopholers! #SmokeShopGate $MSOS
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“you should ask Bret Worley, the CEO of MC nutraceuticals to come on your program and explain how a hemp distillate wholesaler that supplies most of the gas station cannabinoid vape manufacturers in the Southern USA is smoking his product a healthy choice for anyone in MAHA” ☠️💀
What is the state of MAHA really like under the powerful direction of Susie Wiles? Wiles daughter, Caroline, is engaged to a Hemp tycoon who is selling intoxicating hemp over state lines. What does he do for the public's health currently? He is the CEO of MC neutraceuticals the company who makes the product in the picture. His MO fits perfectly with Casey Means grift. So I want people to know who is directing the MAHA orchestra now. What is MC neutraceuticals technically doing to the public health? The company makes the extracts that people spray on hemp while growing it. He is careful to not come in at the tail end of the distribution process because this could be a legal issue, and then he sells this product across state lines. Hey, @emeraldrobinson you should ask Bret Worley, the CEO of MC nutraceuticals to come on your program and explain how a hemp distillate wholesaler that supplies most of the gas station cannabinoid vape manufacturers in the Southern USA is smoking his product a healthy choice for anyone in MAHA? Will Casey Means go after this wholesaler once she is in office since the Office of the Surgeon General has a stong black box warning for smoking. Did you know, It is available in smoke shops with limited age checks in many southern states? Smoke shops exploding in TX. Guess where it came from? FLORIDA where Pam Bondi and Susie Wiles are power brokers? GA and FL are in on it on the grift and it is not too hard to find when your investigators look. Florida DBPR - Retail Tobacco / Nicotine Products Dealer Licenses by Year There are currently 6,292 Active Total Retail Tobacco / Nicotine Products Dealer licenses in Florida. In 2009 there were below 300. Savages might want to know this info.
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What is the state of MAHA really like under the powerful direction of Susie Wiles? Wiles daughter, Caroline, is engaged to a Hemp tycoon who is selling intoxicating hemp over state lines. What does he do for the public's health currently? He is the CEO of MC neutraceuticals the company who makes the product in the picture. His MO fits perfectly with Casey Means grift. So I want people to know who is directing the MAHA orchestra now. What is MC neutraceuticals technically doing to the public health? The company makes the extracts that people spray on hemp while growing it. He is careful to not come in at the tail end of the distribution process because this could be a legal issue, and then he sells this product across state lines. Hey, @emeraldrobinson you should ask Bret Worley, the CEO of MC nutraceuticals to come on your program and explain how a hemp distillate wholesaler that supplies most of the gas station cannabinoid vape manufacturers in the Southern USA is smoking his product a healthy choice for anyone in MAHA? Will Casey Means go after this wholesaler once she is in office since the Office of the Surgeon General has a stong black box warning for smoking. Did you know, It is available in smoke shops with limited age checks in many southern states? Smoke shops exploding in TX. Guess where it came from? FLORIDA where Pam Bondi and Susie Wiles are power brokers? GA and FL are in on it on the grift and it is not too hard to find when your investigators look. Florida DBPR - Retail Tobacco / Nicotine Products Dealer Licenses by Year There are currently 6,292 Active Total Retail Tobacco / Nicotine Products Dealer licenses in Florida. In 2009 there were below 300. Savages might want to know this info.
Replying to @AnnaRMatson
5/ Not only does the Surgeon General oversee the Commissioned Corps, they also communicate public health information. The Surgeon General's report in 1964 about how smoking is linked to lung cancer had a profound impact on the public.
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The Dank Informer retweeted
Replying to @usahaa_
Aw the synthetic poison pushers are big angry today #sad ☹️
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The Dank Informer retweeted
Replying to @usahaa_
Built on a loophole, gas station weed needs to be gone! You should be ashamed of yourselfs for pushing this crap on children !
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