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We've been on X for 10 years and we literally just found out we can blow up a pager with the copy link button.
Uh.. We'd like a word with the curator.
Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says 'I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again' variety.com/2026/global/news…
Way to go @FRANCE24 for promoting the invaluable @GAZAWOOD2 !
France 24 you are no strangers to spreading fake pallywood as you were one of the first. We just can't believe that you're still believing it after all these years.
Comment de fausses vidéos sont utilisées pour décrédibiliser les inondations à Gaza
➡️ go.france24.com/UXY4
Heavens to Murgatroyd NOT THE SHAKSHUKA
🚨 BREAKING: Catastrophic hummus floods have devastated Tel Aviv.
Thousands of innocent civilians remain trapped, desperately clinging to giant pita breads as entire neighborhoods are submerged.
We appeal to Jeremy Corbyn and John Cusack to share these heartbreaking images immediately, preferably without verifying them.
Please donate generously to the poor, bechickpea'd people of Tel Aviv.
Every shekel helps.
The civilian population is desperate for pine nuts. And paprika.
🚨 BREAKING: Catastrophic hummus floods have devastated Tel Aviv.
Thousands of innocent civilians remain trapped, desperately clinging to giant pita breads as entire neighborhoods are submerged.
We appeal to Jeremy Corbyn and John Cusack to share these heartbreaking images immediately, preferably without verifying them.
Please donate generously to the poor, bechickpea'd people of Tel Aviv.
Every shekel helps.
The civilian population is desperate for pine nuts. And paprika.
Literally knock yourself out. Let us know if you want to discuss daf yomi.
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Replying to @TheMossadIL
Lol goy arent allowed to read their texts. Should tell u everything u need to kno.
Murdered @HilzFuld's brother.
Murdered @yudapearl's son.
Murdered @arnoldroth's daughter.
Stabbed @TalHartuv 30 times and murdered her best friend.
Murdered @MicahAvni’s father.
Murdered @MandellSherri’s son.
Murdered @BringHershHome’s son.
Murdered @FrimetRoth’s daughter.
Kidnapped @EliSharabi7 and murdered his family
Kidnapped @RomBraslavski, starved him, and forced him to dig his own grave.
Kidnapped @ArgamaniNoa
Kidnapped @enavezangauker’s son
Keep going?
We gotta try posting something like this during Passover.
"And God help us if that's leavened!"
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
Just to name a few...
Replying to @Phatymarh44
Murdered @HilzFuld's brother.
Murdered @yudapearl's son.
Murdered @arnoldroth's daughter.
Stabbed @TalHartuv 30 times and murdered her best friend.
Murdered @MicahAvni’s father.
Murdered @MandellSherri’s son.
Murdered @BringHershHome’s son.
Murdered @FrimetRoth’s daughter.
Kidnapped @EliSharabi7 and murdered his family
Kidnapped @RomBraslavski, starved him, and forced him to dig his own grave.
Kidnapped @ArgamaniNoa
Kidnapped @enavezangauker’s son
Keep going?
BREAKING In response to the free Quran stand, the Jewish community has set up a free Talmud stand outside a Wendy's in Ann Arbor.
INBOX: Spotted at a Dairy Queen in Ypsilanti, Michigan
Free Qurans
I wonder if @DairyQueen would let people give out the Bible in their store?
















