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New for @TheMossadIL subscribers. A chat group where we talk about the things we need to space laser and share stories of things we space lasered. Joining the club is just a subscription away! xitter.twitterapi.xyz/i/chat/group_join/g211…
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We've been on X for 10 years and we literally just found out we can blow up a pager with the copy link button.
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Free Cyprus! 🇨🇾
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Yes, we used to visit the Capital Letteerbs Mall all the time.
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Maybe one day he will become prince of Egypt and free the Jews from bondage.
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We're looking for someone to deliver baby formula in Gaza and you're hired!
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Way to go @FRANCE24 for promoting the invaluable @GAZAWOOD2 ! France 24 you are no strangers to spreading fake pallywood as you were one of the first. We just can't believe that you're still believing it after all these years.
Comment de fausses vidéos sont utilisées pour décrédibiliser les inondations à Gaza ➡️ go.france24.com/UXY4
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We need more Chinese spies. Our last one got burned. Apply within.
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Heavens to Murgatroyd NOT THE SHAKSHUKA
🚨 BREAKING: Catastrophic hummus floods have devastated Tel Aviv. Thousands of innocent civilians remain trapped, desperately clinging to giant pita breads as entire neighborhoods are submerged. We appeal to Jeremy Corbyn and John Cusack to share these heartbreaking images immediately, preferably without verifying them. Please donate generously to the poor, bechickpea'd people of Tel Aviv. Every shekel helps. The civilian population is desperate for pine nuts. And paprika.
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Original post is only offensive to the absolute dumb fucks who believe the bullshit AI slop they fart out. Have a nice day.
The ZioNazi mentalilty will be studied for generations. The toxic blend of heartless, soulless & witless.
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Cast your vote for ratio of the week.
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Vote here
Name one bad thingDon't eat in public
72%Name one bad thing
28%Don't eat in public
141 votes • Final results
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🚨 BREAKING: Catastrophic hummus floods have devastated Tel Aviv. Thousands of innocent civilians remain trapped, desperately clinging to giant pita breads as entire neighborhoods are submerged. We appeal to Jeremy Corbyn and John Cusack to share these heartbreaking images immediately, preferably without verifying them. Please donate generously to the poor, bechickpea'd people of Tel Aviv. Every shekel helps. The civilian population is desperate for pine nuts. And paprika.
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Have you no heart??!
🤖 Made with AI
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Literally knock yourself out. Let us know if you want to discuss daf yomi. chabad.org/torah-texts/52994…
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Lol goy arent allowed to read their texts. Should tell u everything u need to kno.
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Murdered @HilzFuld's brother. Murdered @yudapearl's son. Murdered @arnoldroth's daughter. Stabbed @TalHartuv 30 times and murdered her best friend. Murdered @MicahAvni’s father. Murdered @MandellSherri’s son. Murdered @BringHershHome’s son. Murdered @FrimetRoth’s daughter. Kidnapped @EliSharabi7 and murdered his family Kidnapped @RomBraslavski, starved him, and forced him to dig his own grave. Kidnapped @ArgamaniNoa Kidnapped @enavezangauker’s son Keep going?
To those hating all Muslims! Please name me ONE bad thing a Muslim has PERSONALLY done to you.
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We gotta try posting something like this during Passover. "And God help us if that's leavened!"
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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Just to name a few...
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Murdered @HilzFuld's brother. Murdered @yudapearl's son. Murdered @arnoldroth's daughter. Stabbed @TalHartuv 30 times and murdered her best friend. Murdered @MicahAvni’s father. Murdered @MandellSherri’s son. Murdered @BringHershHome’s son. Murdered @FrimetRoth’s daughter. Kidnapped @EliSharabi7 and murdered his family Kidnapped @RomBraslavski, starved him, and forced him to dig his own grave. Kidnapped @ArgamaniNoa Kidnapped @enavezangauker’s son Keep going?
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BREAKING In response to the free Quran stand, the Jewish community has set up a free Talmud stand outside a Wendy's in Ann Arbor.
INBOX: Spotted at a Dairy Queen in Ypsilanti, Michigan Free Qurans I wonder if @DairyQueen would let people give out the Bible in their store?
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That's not enough time to build a base even on Earth.
BREAKING: NASA opens applications for new astronauts to help build lunar base until December 3
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Used to be free guns. What happened to America?
JUST IN: Dairy Queen in Michigan now giving out free Qurans
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