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Angus Taylor gets #Chalmered*
"The most efficient way to create a minor party in Australia is to put the member for Hume in charge of a major one"
I would so hate to be the intellectually challenged leader of the opposition facing Jim Chalmers.
*Being CHALMERED:
1/. To be decisively outmaneuvered, intellectually dismantled, or economically outsmarted by Treasurer Jim Chalmers, often in a public or humiliating manner.
"Angus Taylor tried to debate tax policy and got chalmered in five seconds flat."
2/. To suffer a swift, brutal takedown - verbally, logically, or financially, at the hands of Chalmers, leaving the victim visibly flustered and the audience in awe.
"The Opposition's budget critique was so weak, they got chalmered before they even finished their sentence."
3/. (Modern usage) To be rendered speechless or exposed as intellectually bankrupt by Chalmers' signature blend of dry wit and fiscal precision.
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Craig Kelly. Direct attack on Democracy by the Liberal Party.
Oh, shit, he didn't mention that bit.
Hello Cooker,
Where was your outrage when the liberal party/LNP gave $40 million in federal funding for Murdoch-controlled Foxtel?
Was that corrupt as hell?
Was that a direct attack on democracy?
The $40 million was the result of two grants given by Malcolm Turnbull and Scott Morrison directly to Foxtel and here's the interesting bit cooker:
Neither grant went to open tender.
And here's the really interesting bit, cooker:
The 2020 top-up was fast-tracked through Cabinet and approved before Foxtel had submitted a plan for spending it.
The liberal party granting money to Murdoch. And not a word from you.
We know you hate being held to account, Cooker Craig, but you've got to admit, you're full of shit, aren't you (Notice how we omitted the question mark at the end of that sentence).
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Jess Wilson - you might as well start wearing Daddy’s MAGA cap. You have a lot in common with ONE NATION. @heidimur @theage @TheNoisyTrunk @blowingtom2 @aaronsmith @bonnieallan72 @kazza264 @Mon4Kooyong @BarnsGreg @LiberalVictoria @Deakin @RMIT @abcnews #auspol
THE PLANES THE PLANES THE PLANES
This is like fantasy island
GINA RINEHART gifts the use of a $1.5 MILLION aircraft to One Nation, apparently to help Pauline Hanson and her candidates with campaigning.
But how many times has it actually been used by Pauline Hanson or One Nation candidates for official party business?
Or does Pauline prefer Gina's luxury aircraft?
And then there's that FIRST plane.
The latest ABC investigation raises some rather interesting questions:
Who legally owned the aircraft when it was sold?
On what authority did James Ashby sell it?
Where did the sale proceeds ultimately go, and were they accounted for by One Nation?
The third question is particularly interesting.
Ashby effectively confirmed to the ABC that he personally received the proceeds from the sale. Whether that money went into One Nation's accounts or remained with Ashby is still unanswered.
Is James Ashby's personal bank balance suddenly healthier because of the sale of an aircraft originally funded by a businessman for One Nation's use?
And if so, shouldn't there be some serious questions about how One Nation handles its money?
We don't know. But what we do know is that there are plenty of unanswered questions about One Nation's finances.
Meanwhile, Pauline Hanson has become a very wealthy politician, despite not exactly being on a particularly big parliamentary salary.
That is, of course, until her RECENT $100,000-plus pay rise following Barnaby Joyce's defection to One Nation, reportedly taking her remuneration to somewhere near $450,000 a year.
I wonder if she sent Barnaby a thank-you card? 😂
So, back to the aircraft.
Does anyone know HOW. MANY. TIMES. Pauline Hanson or One Nation candidates have actually used the new Rinehart aircraft for official party business?
***Some have tried; see video in replies - but oddly, flight info may have been scribbled- why? ***
And will we eventually discover that this aircraft, too, has been sold, with somebody else pocketing the proceeds?
SO. MANY. QUESTIONS. LIKE →
→How many flights has it made?
→When did it fly? Dates and times?
→Which airports did it depart from and land at?
→How frequently has it actually flown?
Do the flight dates and destinations correspond with One Nation campaigning, parliamentary events or other party business?
Who has actually been using it? Pauline Hanson, One Nation candidates or other individuals?
ANYONE?
(ABC article link in replies)
The ABC article - The missing plane - James Ashby
One Nation's 'missing' aircraft located at hangar in Broken Hill, ABC investigation confirms abc.net.au/news/2026-11-12/o…
THE FLIGHT TRACKING - MYSTERY:
Flight tracking blocked
instagram.com/reels/audio/26…
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
No surprise to me now that Jess Wilson supports One Nation. The Liberals are just like them. Yuk. @DHughesy @blowingtom2 @TheNoisyTrunk @Sophie__Torney #KEW @Mon4Kooyong @BarnsGreg @BarbaraPocock @Deakin @MonashUni @MenachemV @DHughesy @aaronsmith
Wow. Lib candidate for Williamstown Paul Lindemann sounds like just ‘a great guy’
You don’t get suspended from coaching basketball for 6 weeks unless you’ve done something pretty bad.
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The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Serge, @sergimariscal Petal, Pauline Hanson SUBMITTED IT on her official parliamentary register of interests. YOU DIM WITTED TROLL FARM GOON.
Why are you people so dumb?
It was reported by at least seven news outlets, fact-checked and verified. And then, to top it off, Pauline Hanson's own record submitted in parliament shows it to be a fact.
Oh, and we showed you ACTUAL VIDEO FOOTAGE. Oh, poor SerGIO
YOU MORON
DER FICKEY.
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Labor’s digital minister Andrew Charlton sold his ‘consultancy’ business to Accenture in 2020 for 35 million, almost all of the price was for ‘goodwill’. He then worked for Accenture for a year before becoming the Labor MP for the then safe seat of Parramatta. Accenture get so many massive taxpayer funded contracts, like almost 100 million they got for the disastrous BOM website. That didn’t slow down further Govt contracts for Accenture. Now Qantas sack 850 workers and sling Accenture a vast sum to handle the jobs from India. We are so let down by our leaders.
#BREAKING Qantas, the “spirit of Australia,” will axe over 800 Australian jobs and send them to INDIA.
In a staggering betrayal of local workers, Qantas is slashing 850 Australian corporate roles after inking an outsourcing deal with Accenture to shift its office operations overseas.
The first to go is, finance, procurement, HR and marketing staff. The cull is expected to be finished by the middle of next year. This follows earlier job cuts at the Mascot head office.
CEO Vanessa Hudson said it’s “hard news” and she’s “sorry for the uncertainty.”
She claims it’s about efficiency, AI, and bizarrely “investing in our customers, our people and our future.”
The future’s obviously in India.
The same airline that previously told the Australian Services Union there was “no plan to offshore any Australian jobs” is now doing exactly that under a program called Project iQ.
Accenture has more than 84,000 staff in India. Qantas is using them because, in Hudson’s words, “we cannot hire at the pace this work needs.”
High fuel prices are being blamed, before she took a leaf out of Anthony Albanese’s book and also blamed the “war in the Middle East”
Capacity has already been cut. Now Australian workers are being cut too.
The ASU warned this would be a “deep breach of trust with the Australian public who have stuck by this airline.”
That moment has arrived.
I’ll never fly them again.
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Hello Cooker,
Where was your outrage when the liberal party/LNP gave $40 million in federal funding for Murdoch-controlled Foxtel?
Was that corrupt as hell?
Was that a direct attack on democracy?
The $40 million was the result of two grants given by Malcolm Turnbull and Scott Morrison directly to Foxtel and here's the interesting bit cooker:
Neither grant went to open tender.
And here's the really interesting bit, cooker:
The 2020 top-up was fast-tracked through Cabinet and approved before Foxtel had submitted a plan for spending it.
The liberal party granting money to Murdoch. And not a word from you.
We know you hate being held to account, Cooker Craig, but you've got to admit, you're full of shit, aren't you (Notice how we omitted the question mark at the end of that sentence).
Craig Kelly. Direct attack on Democracy by the Liberal Party.
Oh, shit, he didn't mention that bit.
Hello Cooker,
Where was your outrage when the liberal party/LNP gave $40 million in federal funding for Murdoch-controlled Foxtel?
Was that corrupt as hell?
Was that a direct attack on democracy?
The $40 million was the result of two grants given by Malcolm Turnbull and Scott Morrison directly to Foxtel and here's the interesting bit cooker:
Neither grant went to open tender.
And here's the really interesting bit, cooker:
The 2020 top-up was fast-tracked through Cabinet and approved before Foxtel had submitted a plan for spending it.
The liberal party granting money to Murdoch. And not a word from you.
We know you hate being held to account, Cooker Craig, but you've got to admit, you're full of shit, aren't you (Notice how we omitted the question mark at the end of that sentence).
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Dave Hughes is particularly DIM OR just highly biased, non-thinking, STOOGE for the Liberals.
Dave, smoke and mirrors.
xitter.twitterapi.xyz/TheNoisyTrunk/status/2…
Dear @DHughesy,
We need to explain SMOKE & MIRRORS to you, and NO that's not about a glass pipe in front of a bathroom mirror.
“It’s fucken ridiculous.”
It is, Hughesy. You’ve looked at the payroll, ignored the invoices and called it maths.
In Morrison and Josh Frydenberg’s last financial year, the public service spent $20.8 BILLION on outsourced services, contractors, consultants and labour hire. That bought the equivalent of nearly 54,000 full-time workers who didn’t show up in the public service staff count. The bill still landed with taxpayers.
Labor’s 2023–24 budget set out plans to bring 3,314 roles in-house and projected $811 million in savings over four years from reducing reliance on external labour. Funny how the bloke waving around the payroll forgot to mention that bit.
When you bring outsourced work back in-house, the headcount goes up and the contractor bill can go down. If you want to tell every household it’s costing them $1,600 a year, show us what happened to both bills.
See how the smoke and mirrors work, Hughesy? The invoice was behind the mirror the whole fucking time.
You were just too smoked to see it.
Now go back to bed.
Note: HUGHES, if you want to verify, have someone read the Budget 2023-24 Budget AGENCY RESOURCING BUDGET PAPER NO. 4
REF: ABC - 6 May 2023 at 4:02pm6 May 2023 at 4:02 pm, updated 6 May 2023 AND ALMOST EVERY OTHER FUCKIN NEWS OUTLET. - One would have had to be STONED not to have seen it.
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Mickey The Neck.
Talking about coffee is not one of your party's strong points at this time.
BACK IN BLACK
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The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Lol, Sophie Elsworth. haha.
"Sophie is Europe correspondent for News Corporation Australia based in London. Her role includes covering all the big issues in Europe reporting for titles including The Daily and Sunday Telegraphs, daily and Sunday Herald Sun, The Courier-Mail and Brisbane’s Sunday Mail and Adelaide’s The Advertiser and Sunday Mail as well as regional and community brands. She has worked at numerous News Corp publications throughout her career spanning more than 20 years and was media writer at The Australian, based in Melbourne, for four years before moving to the UK in 2024. She regularly appears on Sky News Australia."
LOL, HHAHAHA.
"Her role includes covering all the big issues in Europe" - Like coffee drinking. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aussie taxpayers are footing a $32,000 bill so that international delegates at the Climate Change talkfest COP31 in Turkey can drink free Australian coffee.
Australians with a mortgage or renting are paying thousands more this year and this is where the government’s priorities are.
Chris Bowen and Anthony Albanese need to get on their taxpayer funded plane home and start looking after Australians first.
C/ Sophie Elsworth
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
Oh dear, Craig The Belly has got selective memory disease, or he's just very forgetful.
Because Craig was a minister in the LNP when $40 million was given to Murdoch's Foxtel by none of the liberal party. WITHOUT A TENDER.
Oh, dear, Craig. This is right up there with your top 1000 blunders. (Most people have a top five, but you're so prolific at this it needs 1000)
Facts here: xitter.twitterapi.xyz/TheNoisyTrunk/status/2…
But oddly, Craig McFeast wasn't disturbed about democracy then.
CORRUPT AS HELL: A DIRECT ATTACK ON DEMOCRACY
Remember when the Albanese regime took $67.6 million of your money and handed it to Nine, Seven, Crikey, The Conversation and others under the laughable name “Journalism Assistance Fund.”
The very outlets that exist to hold governments to account as a fundamental part of our democracy. Instead they took the cash.
They are now financially dependent on the very people they are supposed to scrutinise.
That is not journalism. That is a bought media. For as the saying goes, "He who pays the piper calls the tune."
We saw it with Helen Haines. Albanese peddled a dirt file on her — straight to the same media organisations he was already bankrolling.
That is not accountability. That is a government using taxpayer-funded media as its attack dogs.
Now they are doing it again.
Despite a budget in deficit, despite their own spending driving inflation and forcing interest rates higher, the Albanese regime has just handed another $31.5 million to 54 media outlets under what they have labelled as the “News Innovation Fund.”
And more than half of that money went to outlets already receiving taxpayer cash under the earlier "Journalism Assistance Fund"
The Conversation — a reliably soft, left-leaning outlet — had already taken $1,033,890. They just received another $891,000.
How can that not be seen as a reward for turning a blind eye to the most dishonest and deceitful government in
our nation’s history.
This second round of handouts is far more corrupt than the first. For it sends a message - telling media outlets that the size of their next handout depends on how useful they are to this government. So they go soft. They look the other way. They protect the regime that funds them.
For ultimately these are not ‘grants". They function as bribes. And bribes paid for by taxpayer.
They are the deliberate purchase of media compliance. They are an open corruption of democracy.
This rotten, corrupt, dishonest and economically incompetent Labor regime has turned public money into a tool to silence criticism and reward its friends.
It’s just another reason to PUT LABOR LAST on the ballot paper. Every single one of them.
The next election is our last chance to save Australia.
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
After a decade of Coalition inaction, Labor’s new laws will crack down on subscription traps, drip pricing and unfair trading practices. Consumer advocates said: make unfair illegal. We did.
The Noisy Elephant retweeted
This is how DIM One Nation supporters are.
They are congratulating One Nation for disendorsing a candidate that ONE NATION "Vetted" and selected.
HAHAHA>
Seriously. One Nation supporters are now congratulating One Nation on disendorsing a person that they previously approved through their vetting process to become a candidate.
You can't make this shit up; you could not think this no matter how fucking dumb you are. LOL
@kuzzymarko - Get an IQ test.
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