Gen Zs are just naturally smart. Our company has over 200 employees. There are only 174 parking spaces. The company offers to pay for private parking for anyone who arrives and finds all the company parking spaces occupied. This Gen Z coworker of mine figured out a way to take advantage of this policy. Every morning he arrives at work, drives past the entrance and parks on the street a few meters away.He deliberately waits until everyone else has arrived and taken up all the available company parking spaces. Once the parking lot is completely full, he drives back across the street, pulls up at the entrance and informs security that there's no available parking....
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I used virgin package for this babe. Told her I've never had sex before, that anytime i get to that point, i get scared. Babe said she will go easy on me. Ya Allah 😂
Honestly, I’ll never get why Lana Rhoades chose p*rn with a face like that. She could’ve been a top model or married some rich guy and been set for life if she was just after money. It still never made sense to me.
@grok what do you think about it???
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It's weird that when you put a tie on a dog, he looks like he's a silly little fellow and when you put a tie on a cat, he looks like he actually does have a job and is probably dissatisfied with it
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Polisin yakalayamadığı motosiklet sürücüsü bunu yayınlayarak 24 saat içinde 110k takipçi edindi.
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We’re doubling down on video on 𝕏.
Today, we're piloting Video Kickstart Bonus, an invite-only program that rewards creators for posting their video content here.
A few things to know:
• Videos must be vertical, under 3 minutes, and content you’ve created yourself.
• Videos you’ve already shared on other platforms are eligible, as long as they don’t have watermarks.
• You must post at least 15 videos across 15 different days within the 30-day period of the campaign.
Invites are rolling out over the next few days, and enrollment closes October 30. Happy posting!!
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"There's truly never been a better time to be a content creator on X."
@allegrajacchia's DMs are open. Tell her what you want us to build next.
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I can’t believe i was fired from my job at the zoo just for leaving the gate open.
I mean, who can steal a lion?
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Our teams put Gemini 4 Carbon to work on a major security challenge: mathematically proving the code underlying the Signal protocol.
Using AlphaProof Code, @GoogleDeepMind researchers guided agents to verify the protocol down to compiled device code, closing the gap where real bugs hide. The result:
- Gemini 4 Carbon generated over 6M lines of machine-checked Lean proofs
- years of expert manual verification compressed to just weeks
~1% of the codebase required human review (Lean automatically checked the rest)
This is helping unlock scalable formal verification for building secure software, laying the groundwork to fundamentally shift the advantage to defenders. We’re open sourcing the results for the security community.
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🔥 UPDATE: Telegram founder Pavel Durov says over 1M self-custodial Gram wallets were activated on Telegram in 48 hours.
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🚨 Anthony Gordon quick-fire questions about his Barcelona teammates.
🎙️Reporter: “Which player spends the most time on TikTok?”
🗣️Gordon: “Lamine Yamal.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who plays the worst music in the dressing room?”
🗣️Gordon: “Rodri. I don’t think he understands what good music is.”
🎙️Reporter: “As a goalkeeper, which teammate would you never want to face as an opponent?”
🗣️Gordon: “Fermín López. That guy doesn’t care whether we’re just training or playing a serious match. Before you know it, BOOM! He’s already firing a powerful shot towards you. You barely have time to react.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who spends the longest time in front of the mirror?”
🗣️Gordon: “Jules Koundé. Definitely Jules.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who hates losing the most during training?”
🗣️Gordon: “Raphinha. You should see his reaction when his team loses.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the loudest on the team bus?”
🗣️Gordon: “Fermín, Raphinha and Gavi. Those three never stop talking.”
🎙️Reporter: “Which teammate would you want to cook dinner for you?”
🗣️Gordon: “Definitely Pedri. He loves cooking and I trust him with that.”
🎙️Reporter: “Whose cooking would you refuse to eat?”
🗣️Gordon: “Lamine Yamal. I’m not taking that risk. Haha.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the funniest in training?”
🗣️Gordon: “There are a couple of them. Gavi, Adeyemi, Yamal, but the funniest, I’ll go with Tek.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the worst player to have against you in training?”
🗣️Gordon: “Gavi. That guy never gives you a moment to breathe.”
🎙️Reporter: “Which teammate would you never want to face in a one-on-one?”
🗣️Gordon: “Lamine Yamal. You already know you’re in trouble when he’s in the mood.”
🎙️Reporter: “Which teammate would you trust to take a last-minute penalty?”
🗣️Gordon: “Raphinha. I wouldn’t think twice about it.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the most underrated player in the dressing room?”
🗣️Gordon: “Frenkie de Jong. I don’t think we appreciate everything he brings to a team enough. Players of his quality are rare to find.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the most loved player in the dressing room?”
🗣️Gordon: “Pedri. It’s impossible not to love him. He’s just that kind of person.”
🎙️Reporter: “If you were stranded on a desert island, which teammate would you take with you?”
🗣️Gordon: “Rodri. That guy seems to have everything under control.”
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