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Abuja, Nigeria
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"Shortly after my wedding, I discovered that my husband had a micro-penis. We’d known each other for nearly three years, but decided to wait until marriage to have sex because we were both committed Christians.
I expected our sex life to begin after the wedding, but he kept making excuses and avoiding me.
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If a group of Muslims were to break into a mall shouting "Allahu Akbar" you'd be the first person to run for your life.
It’s always funny watching men get humbled by PROFESSIONAL female athletes. Unless we’re talking about combat sports, you cannot simply walk onto a court or field and expect to beat a PROFESSIONAL athlete at her sport. There’s a reason she’s trained for years and you’re not. Being male and having higher testosterone doesn’t matter.
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We need to do everything possible for APC to gone and gone for good.
Unrelated: Ndi JW don’t vote, I hope they know and do better. We can’t even afford to have voters’ apathy.
Many Igbo people don’t know Okonkwo Asaa, Seven Seven. He’s one of the pioneers of Egwu Ekpili.
I listen to him because he’s such a delight 😂. He’s a very funny man.
In one of his songs, he tells a story about how his mother claimed she was a better singer than him. So, they were both invited to perform at an event, and they turned it into a competition.
He was gifted a car after the performance, while his mother was gifted a cow because “ụmụ nwaanyị na-ata ajọ anụ.”
Anyway, his mother couldn’t take her cow home, so she begged him to carry her and the cow in his new car. And that was how he won the competition. 😁😁
I love being onye Igbo ☺️☺️
Allow me to share with you a genre of music native to my Omambala part of Anambra State called “Egwu Ekpili.
Best represented by the late Ekwegbalu Anyanwu (and his irrepressible backing vocalist, Modilimu) from Aguleri.
“Oburo di ota na akuta enu”
“Mgomgbo a na egbotero onwu”
“Anyi na ekwu na Omambala ya dika orimili”
Anam and Aguleri. You tend to hear about us from time to time when we foment unrest but we’re truly an easygoing and happy people.
Sit back, pour yourself some ogogoro and eat some azu ndu
Enjoy!
@UchePOkoye
