Thrilla the Gorilla

Who wants to go Christmas caroling? We’re singing Rooster by Alice In Chains.

I don’t know about everyone else but I refuse to stress over Christmas this year. I’ll do what I can do & that will have to be enough.

Be the person that lights up someone’s life. Whether you do that with your sparkling personality or a blowtorch is entirely up to you. 🔥

The older I get, the more I realize I’m actually fine with it getting dark at 5 PM. Dinner at 6:00? Absolutely. Pajamas by 7? Even better. In bed by 8? Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I miss dancing to 90s country music in the kitchen at 2AM with my mom when I was a kid. 😞

I’d rather lick every button in a hospital elevator than share a fun fact about myself during a team building activity.

I don’t know if anyone else feels this way but what really haunts me at night is that I am not smart enough for this many people to be stupider than me.

This is probably a dumb question but if abortion isn’t murder, why is it a double homicide when a pregnant woman is killed? 🤔

May you heal so hard that you can decorate your home and enjoy your hobbies again. If you don’t have a clue what this means, consider yourself fortunate.

Every year My tax return: -$362.78 Someone with 6 kids who hasn't worked all year: $11,385

I don’t know about anyone else but I have a feeling I'm going to be one of those old people who carries a cane just to whack people with it for fun. 😂

Shout out to everyone who knows what is going on here. You’re my people. 👊

One beautiful thing about getting older is realizing how many problems can be solved by simply saying, “That’s none of my business,” and carrying on with my day.

Did children in the past have better manners than children today?

November is men’s mental health awareness month. 75% of suicide’s are men. Men are three times more likely to die by suicide than women. Men get depressed. Men have mental health issues. Men self harm. Men get heartbroken. Men get abused. Men get raped. Men feel judged. Men get cheated on. Men have trauma.

We are living in a time when intelligent people must remain silent in order not to offend the ignorant.

If you want to see how ugly the world is, turn on the news. If you want to see how beautiful it is, go outside.

If you like taking lots of random photos, show me something you’re genuinely proud of.

Who grew up eating grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup? What can I add to it to make it better? 🥪🍅

Maybe this is a stupid question but if Russell Brand is going to prison for rape that occurred 20 years ago, why isn’t anyone in the Epstein files going too?