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You Wake Up One Day And Your Legs, They Just Give, And You Just Can't Run Anymore.

Nigeria
Joined December 2022
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
They gave up on Pedri😭😭
"Dad, I'm gay" ok "Dad, I'm trans" ok "Dad, I'm a furry" ok "Dad, Bellingham>Fermi-"
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
For someone who has also contested before - you should not be thinking like this. Running for office doesn’t mean you should be a full time politician. You can run and go back to your job except you want to be an asslicker for crumbs
In 2023, Olumide Oworu wanted to become a member of the Lagos State House of Assembly representing Surulere, but he lost. He returned to his filmmaking career. Now, in 2027, he wants to contest for a seat in the House of Representatives. 😂 This boy abandoned politics after losing in 2023, continued his acting career, and now that another election is approaching, he has picked up a Free ticket from a mushroom party. Is it true that INEC pays candidates to contest elections? Because I honestly don’t understand why someone would keep jumping into politics just to contest without any serious commitment to winning. 😂
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
If you’re purposely misgendering people then you know the difference between men and women.
we should start misgendering transphobic people and see how they like it
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
If you have a refrigerator with food, you are rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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Replying to @ActuFoot_
Je sais pas si vous vous rendez compte a quel point les comptes doivent être a sec pour proposer des forfaits enterrement dans un stade même pas terminé j'ai jamais vu ça de ma vie
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger. But today is the youngest you'll ever start"
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
You dont even realize what you're implying and thats the absolute funniest part
Dating pool so trash my ex went & got him a white girl 😅
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
People are very good at finding reasons why their own behavior is understandable and yours is unforgivable
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
See Turban for head but na obi dey play Religion politics 🤣🤣🤣. Seyi wear turban ke
The moment a person in the crowd told Seyi Tinubu that if his father had done well, there wouldn't be a need for all this campaign 🥲🥲 Why did Seyi Tinubu climb on his jeep like this?
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
I watched us lose 2 UCL finals in 2 years to Barca, and there’s United “fans” who root for them and #10
I envy anyone who hasn’t seen their team lose a UCL final
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
At the time of this tweet, GEJ was just 3months into the government as elected president 😊😊
I didn't vote for GEJ and I campaigned against him. He has no idea wat to do wid over 150million people. #GodHelpNigeria
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
he stole 90% of the money allocated for the project but logical bros on this app would tell you that corruption isn’t a big issue. mind you, there are probably many more that have not been caught.
Ola Olukoyede, @officialEFCC Chairman has disclosed that former Minister of Power, Saleh Mamman, was sentenced to 75 years in prison for diverting ₦29 billion out of the ₦32 billion allocated for the Zungeru and Mambilla hydroelectric projects. We need more of this conviction.
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
If someone else being told to enjoy their pizza, have a blessed weekend, and that Jesus loves them sends you into a rage it might be time to consider the possibility that you actually do believe in God and are mad about it.
Christians be like, “oh, we don’t push our religion on people like others do”, and then do some shit like this. How insufferable
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you have a problem with being told you’re loved by someone? whether you believe it or not
Christians be like, “oh, we don’t push our religion on people like others do”, and then do some shit like this. How insufferable
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Unpopular opinion: I sincerely do not think Peter Obi is any better than Tinubu. I’ve watched a lot of his interviews, and he comes across as so unintelligent. As much as I want Tinubu out, I still don’t think Peter Obi is a better replacement. I think we’re fried, guys😭
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GOVERNOR UZODIMMA IS MY BROTHER — GOV. ALEX OTI Abia State Governor, Alex Oti, says Imo State Governor, Hope Uzodimma, is his friend and brother. Speaking in Owerri during the Labour Party campaign flag-off, Oti said there is no governorship election in Imo in 2027, and that the party is not competing against Governor Uzodimma. He said the party came to support its candidates for the House of Representatives and the House of Assembly. 📍 Owerri, Imo State Cc Amarachitv
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Replying to @callmeMEJE
lmfao even wiped his sleeve at the end like "ok ur good mow gtfo of here"
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
wtf 😂😂😭
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Sitting president dey make campaign promises like new candidate, as if he no get the power to do am now
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Am not just happy because we won the under 17 female World Cup,but that we won it with a squad no one can argue about their age makes it even more impressive 🇳🇬🏆💪👏👏
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