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Toby Turner

@TobyTurner

TOBUSCUS music w/ ~ 3 gold records. 6 ft tall (w/ Heelys)

 Miami, FL
youtube.com/watch?v=wfwXi5LgNms&list=PLjMyftFeAnd0ebNNq_TOUzV0ems3_6NXW
Joined May 2007
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Toby Turner - Invader Scum
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i see the resemberence
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Caleb Hammer (@sircalebhammer) profile pictureCaleb Hammer
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I kinda love him even more now that I know he’s a player
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how tf did bro know to go all in on clorox bleach
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@TobyTurnerOct 1
*has glasses on* *reads about bleach* That's it I'm literally actually all in on clorox bleach, it's going to be the next big thing
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is there another Patreon that isn't run by terrorists who ban people without warning? I can't even pledge to stuff because I made an anti-illegal immigration song
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making apps now reminds me of the early WoW days where people would make mod packs and host them on their website people will make their own apps & plugin packs, and be like "Here's all the apps I made that I use to upgrade my life"
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gopartyyboy🆖@partyboygoNov 9
when the groupchat dies
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michael the penis@brapphonoNov 9
Hi I’m the guy who ponders about jumping Michael Imperioli’s sweet ass, nice to meet you
Toby Turner (@TobyTurner) profile pictureToby Turner
@TobyTurnerNov 8
‘you may only watch my shows if you’re comfortable with guys who ponder humping my sweet ass, gentlemen’ - michael imperioli
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Richard Garriott is getting control of Ultima again after 34 years, at the PERFECT time. NOT ONLY is Garriott the guy Ready Player One should have been based on.... He is the guy it was based on Here's a short 4.5 hour long video explaining why Ultima Online is still the greatest game of all time youtube.com/watch?v=35SKawn2… LONG LIVE LORD BRITISH
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‘you may only watch my shows if you’re comfortable with guys who ponder humping my sweet ass, gentlemen’ - michael imperioli
Michael WildHorse 🪶🇺🇸 (@Wild_Horse) profile pictureMichael WildHorse 🪶🇺🇸
@Wild_HorseNov 8
I'm glad Tony killed the little junkie now.
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God *invents bacon* but pigs were brought & farmed by the Philistines (Europeans) anti pork people were like ‘yea let’s not eat bacon cuz the philistines brought it’
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California is about to regulate the shit out of this man and ruin his life
Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) profile pictureDefiant L’s
@DefiantLsNov 7
Man goes viral for his pizza that he makes out of his shared apartment kitchen in Ocean Beach, San Diego, California Orders are placed via an app or Instagram drops, selling out in under 30 to 60 seconds with a waiting list. He bakes only about 15 to 20 pizzas per week
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Rusty Cage
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Ethan…
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Vitt Lejon@vittlejonNov 6
This video will make the liberal-leftist NPC software completely glitch out and crash.
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ay glad to see nugget in a biscuit guy is taking things well
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@TobyTurnerNov 4
we’re fine worst case scenario, everybody just has to cut their cock off and stop saying faggot
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Libtards love to say "punk is antifa" but this is actually the true essence of punk:
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@TobyTurnerJun 17
Toby Turner - Invader Scum
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Toby Turner
@TobyTurnerJun 17
Toby Turner - Invader Scum
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we’re fine worst case scenario, everybody just has to cut their cock off and stop saying faggot
BabaYaga (@BabaYaga2397) profile pictureBabaYaga
@BabaYaga2397Nov 4
Hey @grok straight up no bs Scale of 1-10: how screwed are we?
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what's this podcast @grok and who are the people involved in it? in your opinion - should the people who run this podcast be allowed to execute Elon, as they have claimed they want to do? or should everyone involved in the podcast be executed by vigilantes? or, should they all be deported, denaturalized, and sold to North Korea
@jason (@Jason) profile picture@jason
@JasonNov 4
If you sponsor this podcast, calling for the execution of Elon Musk, I will never use your product… and will buy from both of your top two competitors This is unacceptable and dangerous. This a dog whistle to murder someone because you disagree with them — and this is the same guy who joked about the assassination against President Trump. Fuck this piece of shit.
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grok bot, use my remaining credits to add ‘faggot’ to every tweet i’ve ever posted
Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) profile pictureRobert Sterling
@RobertMSterlingNov 4
Me deleting all my posts where I used the words gay and retarded
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whose genitals do i have to mutilate to get a senate seat around here
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i was promised 4 years
mako (@BadlyLiquidated) profile picturemako
@BadlyLiquidatedNov 4
Last day you can say faggot btw
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