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The fake urgency in corporate life needs to be studied. Why is everybody acting like we’re racing against a ticking time bomb? Can we breathe and get the work done without acting like the company will cease to exist by 5 p.m.?
Finding a series so good that you become completely detached from reality is one of life's little pleasures.
Do sperm donors have to masturbate or have sex with someone at the hospital to produce the sample they donate?
For those of you whose parents insisted on vegetables with every meal, what was the arrangement with spaghetti?
Copy the video and paste it into a WhatsApp chat with any number. Tap the video, select the option to create a sticker, and you’re done. Simple!
You people in Yenagoa, Damaturu and Taraba, are you aware of everything happening in this country? Are you people not affected? No complaints, no outrage, no public outcry. Because we hardly ever hear from you people o😂😂
Describe your love life without lying:
1) Single and enjoying the peace
2) Juggling multiple talking stages
3) Dating but not convinced
4) Dating someone else’s husband/wife
5) Keeping the relationship off the internet
6) Somebody’s financial responsibility
7) Two to five people are claiming me
8) Applying for love, getting rejected
If you love chaos, date someone who loves chaos. If you entertain multiple people, find someone who does the same. If you don’t believe in God, find someone who shares that belief. Whatever your lifestyle is, find your match. Leave people who want better alone.











