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One thing I learned in 2025: If you don’t take a poop, you can’t go to the circus.

Joined April 2023
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So I’m reading The Mysterious Island and I’m halfway through. When are they going to meet Captain Nemo??
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Don’t forget about the $5000, patriots. Vote red.
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Goin in
It's getting harder for me to justify this anymore. youtu.be/udaqMIcZATI
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Prominent Michigan Dem takes a crap on @cenkuygur. Oh the humanity 🤣
This type of fearmongering about Israel is wrong. It is not a winning strategy for any state. It does nothing to help Michigan Democrats win up and down the ballot in eight days. Do we need to lower costs by building more homes, securing people’s health care, and creating a fairer federal tax code? Yes, we do!! How we do so is not by blaming the high costs of our goods on the only Jewish homeland in the world. I want to see Democrats succeed at every level, and that means keeping our focus on lowering costs for Michigan families and reining in this out-of-control President.
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If we’re talking about the mosh pit, the only one that counts as a violation is the sexual harassment. Keep your girlfriend out of there in the first place.
Since we're talking about the good old days, here's an artifact I've still got in my desk drawer.
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RIP Patrick Stewart
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I guess I got put on a commie mailing list.
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You don’t get to tell me what to post in response to your ridiculous faggotry, @cityoftoronto
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The only thing gayer than this image is your city.
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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Fellas? @KILLTOPARTY
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Unless every square inch of France is burning at the same time, then nothing is happening at all according to this retard. How does such a person exist?
I see the protests in France are trending. Since I just spent 10 days there during the heart of them, I figured I'd chime in with what's actually going on. The news and clickbait accounts on X will show you the outlier events: burning buildings, raging violence and everything that triggers you. I was in the heart of Aix en Provence during the biggest protest day and filmed the center where it was happening. (See below) This is right the University, across from the church, dead center of town. The students are dancing, singing, kicking soccer balls and have comically barricaded the entrance doors to force the school to close. I visited many cities in France during the protest period, and saw zero violence or malpractice of any kind. More broadly, I spent more than a month this year in France across 3 trips and 10+ cities, including Paris, Bordeaux, Aix en Provence, Nice, Antibes, Biarritz, and others, and it's incredibly safe, charming, peaceful and beautiful. Every city I visited is nicer than almost every American city, and there's zero comparison. So much that it wouldn't even be insulting to France to try, because nobody who has spent significant time in both countries would take this comparison seriously. I spoke with the students at length about their views. I also spoke with waiters, drivers, merchants, staff and whoever. They were all civil, well articulated and genuinely wanted to see change. We can disagree about their reasoning, logic or whatever, and it's true that France has fiscal problems, but to chalk up the France protests to raging extremist violence from "pick your favorite group to blame", is a laughable misrepresentation of what's actually going on. If you exclusively watch the news and believe the top 1% extreme situations, you have likely been psyoped.
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No more fucking around, here’s your new press secretary @SaltyCracker9
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Happy Columbus Day
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GOOD MORNING AMERICA HOW ARE YA
🚨 BREAKING: Ilhan Omar’s home was raided early Monday morning by Homeland Security Investigations, according to Fox News.
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Fuck off.
A barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country. Push back on this.
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Remember all those people crying that the Trump administration wasn’t going to do anything about H1Bs less than a year ago? Wow, aren’t they quiet. Fuck doomers and blackpillers.
Vice President JD Vance on the H-1B Visa application process fee: “The thought there is very clear, if you’re actually bringing a truly elite genius level super specialized person to the United States of America, you’re going to be willing to pay a little bit extra to bring that person into your company. But if you’re just bringing in somebody who’s going to undercut the wages of the American worker, which is what most H-1Bs are today, then you shouldn’t bring that person in, we should actually prioritize our workers first.”
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Hey, whatever happened to Rob Reiner?
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This never would have happened if the Sexecutioner was still alive. @gwar @sleazypmartini
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