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Two Skateboards

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Inventor of The Two Skateboards Guarantee. Daoist filmmaker. Local Green Grocer.

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Hey friends, I became a poet today. Please take a look and let me know what you think!
Michigan City Review of Books (@michigancityrev) profile pictureMichigan City Review of Books@michigancityrev5 Nov 2025
Our first poem published on the site today is "I Am The Director Of Every Movie Ever Made" by TSb @TwoSk8boards mcrb.neocities.org/IAmTheDir…
I Am The Director Of Every Movie Ever Made by TSb

I Am The Director Of Every Movie Ever Made by TSb

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Going gamer mode
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Another entry in the s.h.e.d. manifesto
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Avee Chaudhuri (@indigojackal) profile pictureAvee Chaudhuri@indigojackal3h
I don’t know whether it’s how it looks in this light or because I just got a flu shot but I really want to drink in this shed. I think it could help people. Like my love for people could be felt vast distances away, if I drink scotch in this old shed. Does this make any sense?
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What’s the difference between the 100 dollar and 80 dollar GTA? Do I need to pay extra to unlock Bobby Moynihan?
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Damn, Death Stranding 2 On the Beach is sick.
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Kathryn Bigelow looking at her filmmaking career with Mark Boal: When did we lose our way? Detroit?!
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I can’t stop saying “When did we lose our way? Detroit?!” Out loud to no one.
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When did we lose our way? Detroit?!
Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) profile pictureMike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisNov 11
“When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches?” RIP Stacy Keach Chew some Bazooka Joe in his honour.
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One of the greatest actors who ever lived.
Two Skateboards (@TwoSk8boards) profile pictureTwo Skateboards@TwoSk8boards17 Apr 2024
Who portrayed the devil best?
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The cat wants to be a Rounders
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The cows are really screaming out tonight
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This is my enemy and it’s someone who says cusses at me on the internet. That’s made up. Go help at a old folks home.
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This is what Odysseus looked like when they came to the shores of Troy.
Two Skateboards (@TwoSk8boards) profile pictureTwo Skateboards@TwoSk8boardsNov 11
Has any face in the history of man been smaller? Look at his little face!
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Tom Holland really does make sense as this guys kid
Two Skateboards (@TwoSk8boards) profile pictureTwo Skateboards@TwoSk8boardsNov 11
Has any face in the history of man been smaller? Look at his little face!
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Has any face in the history of man been smaller? Look at his little face!
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Teddy KGB is so sick.
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Eating Rosa’s pizza and watching Rounders. It’s like I’m back at MSU film school
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It’s Pizza Night in America
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she is the queen of looking up
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Kyle Gordon (@kylegordon101) profile pictureKyle Gordon@kylegordon101Nov 10
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I don’t know what we are having for dinner but I hope it has sauces or dips.
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I don’t ever want to get shot with a gun. It looks like it hurts and would startle me.
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I don’t like when my heart beats super fast and I bet it would if I ever got shot with a gun.
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