Gone Green retweeted
Capital HOLY FUCK. Way too much to go over at the moment, but there is a lot to dissect here. Chicago snuck out a win. But, damn, did they make that a lot harder than it needed to be. #Bears.
1000% , idk if people are looking to escape their jobs but … lol
Interesting bits from Brian’s Airbnb earnings call about AI agents and consumer behavior:
— Airbnb gets ~500k bookings a day
— ”very non-material” traffic from Muse/Instinct
— says people *want* to browse: average user looks at dozens of listings and 25+ photos
— 90% of users message the host
— most traffic comes between 9 to 5 when people are at work (using Airbnb as escapism)
— 80% of travels say they like doing their own travel research
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FUN FACT 🧅🧅🧅
ONIONS ARE THE ONLY VEGETABLE IN AMERICA YOU ARE LEGALLY BANNED FROM TRADING FUTURES ON
THE REASON IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST MARKET MANIPULATIONS IN HISTORY.
IN 1955 2 CHICAGO TRADERS BOUGHT 30 MILLION POUNDS OF ACTUAL ONIONS
THAT WAS 98% OF ALL THE ONIONS IN IN THE AREA
THEN THEY LOADED UP ON ONION
FUTURES TOO
THEY DIDN'T JUST WANT TODAY'S ONIONS. THEY WANTED TOMORROW'S.
THEY OWNED THE ENTIRE MARKET.
THEN CAME THE BETRAYAL.
THEY SOLD SOME AT THE TOP THEN THEY SECRETLY FLIPPED & SHORTED ONION FUTURES, AND DUMPED ALL OF ONIONS ONTO THE MARKET ALL AT ONCE.
A 50 LB BAG WENT FROM $2.75 TO 10 CENTS
FOR CONTEXT THE EMPTY BAG THAT THE ONIONS CAME IN COSTED 20 CENTS
THE ONIONS WERE LITERALLY WORTH NEGATIVE
THEY MADE MILLIONS. FARMERS WERE LEFT DUMPING ROTTING ONIONS BY THE TRUCKLOAD
SO THE FARMERS WENT TO WASHINGTON AND A YOUNG MICHIGAN CONGRESSMAN TOOK UP THEIR FIGHT.
HIS NAME? GERALD FORD. THE FUTURE PRESIDENT.
IN 1958, ONION FUTURES WERE BANNED. NEARLY 70 YEARS LATER, THEY STILL ARE.
BUT HERE'S THE TWIST
ONION PRICES HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE VOLATILE SINCE THE BAN
BECAUSE FARMERS CAN NO LONGER HEDGE
CONGRESS TRIED TO PROTECT FARMERS AND ENDED UP HURTING THEM
Gone Green retweeted
🤯 RECORD BREAKING SPEEDS: Tesla’s new Roadster just accelerated from 0 to 60 mph in just 0.81 seconds.
right ..
Replying to @redaction
At 52, you've lived through booms and busts.
somehow you've amassed a $1.5 Billion fortune ($35 Billion in today's money).
...aaaand... you fuck it all up. Excusable when you're 30, but not at 52.
no matter how a talented trader you've been, you're an absolute idiot.
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Gone Green retweeted
“Smart ball”?
You mean the magnet ball that the NBA has been doing for the better part of a decade?
You mean the patent that was filed sometime ago so they can control what shots go in & which ones don’t?
Oh, you didn’t think that Steph Curry was really that good, did you?🤣
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver says the league could begin using a new “smart ball” in games as soon as 2027, potentially transforming how officials make calls 🤖
The league is working with Wilson to develop a ball embedded with a tiny microchip Bluetooth sensor that can track movement, spin and changes in trajectory.
Thoughts? 🤔
When you’re in love.
Be surprised how fast you move.
At the speed of love.
Only when you’re in love of course.
Otherwise , whatever
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