Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️

Gm, over the last few days we've (the boys and I - in discord and x chat) been testing out the new version of $ DERP Mining on the new, rebranded, rebuild, and thoroughly upgraded site derp.works @derp_works (blue check won't let me edit the X account yet), If you want to join in with the bugs, testing, and features and suggestions - please feel free. -- There's a snazzy walkthrough to get you started, some free mining credits and you get to mine some totally worthless fderp (fake derp), Thanks derp DERP, -- Oh, and it's totally gasless now Oh oh, and all of the txn volume and records lane on @ApeChainHUB - with 2000+ ledger writes to ApeChain so far Oh oh oh, and there's now a conductor on ApeChain, and RH, and soon Base, and Eth, and... If you know any project that needs RNG on any chain - holla at ya boy. Oh oh oh oh, and the RNG is now Cheaper, Faster, and More secured - practically VRF grade. Ohhhhhhhh, and every single mining session 'should' (when we go live with real DERP) - be profitable at Merchant prices (still working on some economics but yeah... literally free money). Ohhhhhhh oh, and you can use @minepitderp Boys on any Chain they live on - Ape as MineBoys, RH as PitBoys... and... Oh you can also mine WAYYY MORE boys per Machine, with Pooled CPU mining or GPU accelerated Mining a an iphone can now handle like 700 boys in 1 browser tab.

Congrats EveryDay!

Congrats brother! ❤️

I'm happy for you, really. So happy. Pulls a legendary. Nice one @SkyArc1x

Gn! Great day for building on ApeChain! There's a new full set of Craftable Armour/Weapon using your $MUD token, the Mudwater Set! Find it at craft.readyplayer.app - the full set turns you into this big MudMonster Equip it at avatar.readyplayer.app @readyplayergld @ApeChainHUB @OthersideMeta

Took a quick inspiration from @hypha3d with his Halloween Horde mint and added a Jack-Lantern 'Special' wearable for @goobaloos and @readyplayergld Equip it at avatar.readyplayer.app and wear it straight away in @OthersideMeta - Live now, Totally free!

Let's go! Nice surprise @hypha3d thanks for including @readyplayergld! Go Mint - Support ApeChain Builders!

MudwaterDerp digs just got 256x harder. About 7 minutes a dig, ground on your GPU. Claim your hash inside the hour it was dug, or it lapses. Hour's MUD all dug? Digging pauses till :00, banked claims still roll for the card. @minepitderp @derp_works mudwater.derp.works

First hour of Mudwater: what broke and what's fixed 1. Site slow / looked logged out (22:00–22:25 UTC) Way more of you showed up than the database could handle. Pages hung, and some of you looked signed out. We upgraded the database at about 22:22 and restarted the servers. Page loads went from ~60s to ~1s. Your digs, banked finds and claims were never at risk. 2. Black screen after claiming The claim always went through and your MUD landed. The reveal animation was the part crashing on some setups. Fixed: if the 3D reveal can't start, you get the 2D jar instead. If anything else breaks, you get a Reload button, not a black page. Hard refresh to get it. 3. "Swamp closed" before the hour was up That's not a bug. Each hour has 125k MUD, and you dug the whole first hour's MUD in about 39 minutes. Digging reopens at the top of every hour with a fresh 125k. Banked claims still pay while it's closed. New: the top bar now has "Hour MUD (k)", the MUD left to dig this hour, so you can see the close coming. Thanks for the bug reports, keep them coming. Looking at at least 1000 Txns an hour on @ApeChainHUB powered by @apecoin

Bugs fixed, server upgraded, next Dig-Window opens in 20 Mins! 125k $MUD on @ApeChainHUB mined in under 20 Minutes, 1st Mudwater found and claimed by @JustAnOKFarmer LFDIG!

You DUG too hard! Found some bugs, fixing bugs and upgrading server! We did again (soon)! Mudwater.derp.works

All the boys getting ready to dig for them MudWater packs - mudwater.derp.works @ApeChainHUB @apecoin @yugalabs It's about to begin! 10 Minutes to go: Diggin' starts 22:00 UTC (6 PM EDT) tonight. 7 days of Mudwater. 3,000,000 MUD a day, released 125,000 an hour. Up to 14 cards a day, spread through the day. Every dig is a ticket in that day's pack draw. Derp Works Randomness picks the Winner. One pack per wallet for the week. Top Miner over the 7 Days wins a Pack. Sticks .1 Ape each, 10 for 1 Ape, 100 for 10 Ape: 75% to the MudMerchant, 10% gas, 15% treasury(to buy more cards and packs). @minepitderp @derp_works

Dig dig! Mudwater.derp.works

The Diggin' begins in T-5 Hours! Mudwater.derp.works Sticks at the ready, Boys at the ready, 7 packs to be won, 70 Loose Cards, A special prize for the Top Digger! More details to follow! @minepitderp @derp_works

I AM A GOLDEN GOD! (Said Dennis from Always sunny, but also said this Frenchie, does this mean this Frenchie is called Dennis? (Might add it to the metadata - petname: Dennis)) @FrenchiesFirst @TheDonDiablo777 @unvault

Added a share feature to offers: mudwater.derp.works/#/trade/… And a comments feature so that you can put in a 'counter-offer-message', For example this offer is a bit steep, the two cards on offer are about 0.04ish to buy, the card wanted is 0.06 floor - so I'd comment to say 'Throw in another common', to even it out - This is how we did it in the playground, this is how we should do it on chain Derp derp - @opensea api should start pulling in floor prices to show you this difference on the offer itself

The First Atomic Swap of a Mudwater Card on Solana at mudwater.derp.works via the Mudwater Trade Book Programme. - Solana has some cool features, I can see why Yuga opted for launching there (an atomic swap means they both move in the same txn, either they both move or it fails, no escrow or custody of card by @derp_works or the rust programme). See previous post full video for full how to @ApeChainHUB @apecoin @yugalabs