Vadim Moda

Started a Facebook group for watches in 2018. Now it's 23 groups and 600k people buying and selling watches, cars and gold. Never paid for one ad. Turns out not scamming people is a pretty good marketing plan haha

Every startup is "almost profitable." Almost is doing a lot of work.

Now hiring: Chief Vibes Officer. Salary is vibes. Equity is also vibes.

@RRuffels got absolutely robbed on the latest @Internetinvite episode Mans been carrying the entire event and gets sabotaged. What a joke.

@Vikings fans, you ok tonight?

Being rich is mostly paying extra so nobody talks to you.

It's early November and every store is already playing Christmas music. Soon Black Friday will start in July.

Saturday night. The wine list came with a table of contents.

Spent 500k on a car so I could drive behind a minivan in a school zone

Saturday is the day I don't work, which is also what I do the other six days, but with more confidence.

Friday night reminder that the guy flexing a bottle service table is splitting it seven ways on Venmo tomorrow.

Airport lounges used to be exclusive. Now the line to get in is longer than security.

@MediaKing said the iPhone Duo is trash. Got a couple to find out if they make a good second office phone for myself and another on the team. Will update in 48 hours.

You never actually own a Patek. You just look after it for the next guy who overpays.

Every business plan has a slide called "Year 5." Nobody has ever seen year 5 look like that slide.

@elonmusk hear me out

Real estate guys say "they're not making more land" while standing in a brand new subdivision.

Hired a consultant to tell me what I already knew. Expensive, but now it's official.

Every "quick call" is 45 minutes and ends with someone saying "let's circle back."

Introducing Hustle Water. It's regular water, but you post about it. $12.