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If this profile is the last remnant of the English language, I just want to let future archeologist know: 👅💦 did it.

Joined January 2016
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Switzerland is so neutral that they don’t even pick a side here
🔢 Decimal separators used in European countries.
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Me sitting next to the Filipinos during Forgotten Island so I know which of the jokes are Filipino in-jokes
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ハルウララへお花を頂戴しました。 いただいたお花はウララのそばに飾らせていただきました。 お心寄せいただきありがとうございます。
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The new GTA reveal is so realistic. They even have the “waiting for woman to get ready” mission
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The replies:
They're calling it "the most Reddit movie ever..."
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Toilet paper production is 90% domestic
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I was pleasantly surprised when this little parcel arrived a week early from the UK @williamhanson
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Gnomes run the stock market and I have proof
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This would terrify a medieval peasant
Zweihander is still my favourite type of sword!
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lol, the economy died
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My friend always brags about how he’s a good pilot when I introduce him to girls. Like dude I get it your an aeroace but why do you keep rejecting these chicks
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Pissing yourself is the ultimate expression of masculinity. Shitting yourself is the ultimate expression of femininity
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Women be cute. (Onlyfan’s girls plz do NOT reply with porn)
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No one knows I’m secretly a struggling artistic genius
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I don’t sleep while there is injustice in this world. Sadly, the only injustice that there is is my insomnia.
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There’s no better detox for inhibition than being with friends
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Why the fuck is @Venmo pretending to be social media. What am I suppose brag about my friend paying me for beer
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