Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
Went to the beach. Didn’t do fuck all for my bad attitude. This world is pure shit
Babe i Can’t Rub Your Back because that’s a Yetzer Hara Trap. Honey, You Know i can’t Do the Dishes! It’s a Yetzer Hara Trap! Huh!? You Want me to Go Down on You ? Guess What … Yep! Yetzer Hara Trap.
Do You ever Talk to Somebody and Wonder if they Are Actually Sentient ? Do You Ever Have a Conversation with Somebody and it’s Like if Your Dog Could Talk ?
Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
Replying to @moth_ball_
there is almost enough hate in the world it's just misplaced
Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
when I get angry at school, my friends hold me back because I'm way stronger than all the other kids. and sometimes, if I'm really angry, my eyes turn red. no joke.
one time I got so mad, my eyes turned a glowing blood red. then the whole school had to go on lockdown.
no joke.
Guys Who Don’t Like Hairy Women Are Gay. Guys Who Don’t Like Women Who Look Like Dudes Are Gay. Guys Who Don’t Eat Pussy Are Gay.














