Michael Wempe

we should start misgendering transphobic people and see how they like it

BREAKING: Elon Musk says Starship will need only 6 to 8 refueling launches to land on the Moon, not the "around 22" a NASA safety panel member estimated today. Elon: "That's way too high. Actual number will be more like 6 to 8." Fewer tanker flights means a faster, cheaper road back to the Moon.

JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users

🚨 Lionel Richie hospitalized again amid ongoing heart issues; 3 shows canceled. Exclusive: tmz.com/2026/09/22/lionel-ri…

Avengers: Infinity War 🎥 xitter.twitterapi.xyz/CBMshots/status/136851…

Elon Musk lies in bed casually scrolling through X. Suddenly he snaps upright: "Oh no! Space is a vacuum!" Sweating in panic, he calls his team. "Cancel the data centre satellites immediately! I'm about to waste billions!" "Why didn't anyone at SpaceX think of this?"

Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston 🤠

TIME’s new cover: SpaceX is racing to build its most powerful rockets yet with the goal of returning humans to the moon. Gwynne Shotwell is leading the charge alongside Elon Musk. Read it here: time.com/article/2026/03/26/…

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Something way cooler than a minivan is coming

Today, about 800 seniors at 6 high schools in Altadena will see this message from our friend, Steve Carell. He's delivering the news that we are paying for their prom tickets!