Sarcasm thought leader. Indifference influencer. Political homeless maxxer. If you disagree with me, you're prolly a wanker. *Antifa ARE the fascists*
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How to get along with your fellow human beings, 101:
Stop acting like an insufferably selfish douche nozz
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women will do anything to avoid going the therapy
“I pay money to go to this college.”
Students are paying tens of thousands in tuition at the University of Michigan for this.
Dr. Laura Yakas teaches “Engaging Social Justice, Diversity, and Oppression in Social Work.” In class she sings songs about how horrible America is.
This is what people mean when they say universities have become ideological indoctrination camps.
Parents and taxpayers are funding it. Graduates are leaving with debt and this.
This woman needs to be fired!
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this coming from a guy in a generation that will crash out publicly if Starbucks didn't put the right milk in his $8 latte
MILLENNIALS GOT HANDED THE WORST HAND OF ANY GENERATION IN MODERN HISTORY, AND THEY'RE STILL BEING BLAMED FOR IT.
Entered the workforce right as the 2008 crash wiped out entry-level jobs.
Were told a college degree was the only safe path, then graduated into five-figure student debt.
Asked for a living wage and got called entitled.
Hit their prime earning years in the middle of a pandemic.
Finally got a foothold, and the median home price jumped past $400,000.
Then the same people who bought a house for three times their salary ask, "Why aren't you buying homes? Why aren't you having kids?"
Because it now takes two full incomes, a down payment from somewhere, and a lot of luck to live the way one paycheck once did.
We didn't stop wanting it. We just got priced out of it.
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Temu BYU should not be in the top 10, let alone #2
Boy, it didn't take @BradleyWestonUS long to discount the @nvidia Jensen Huang leather jacket, did it?
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Politician: I hate your culture, your civilization, your religion, your society, your people. I hate your music. I hate your dogs. I hate your literature. I hate your personal freedoms and liberties. I hate everything about you. Everything.
Electorate: Sure but do you hate Trump?
Politician: Yes.
Electorate: Well then, I see no reason not to vote for you. You've earned my vote.
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The most unintelligent politican is pushing for a ban on superintelligence.. The irony..
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Cougars take the crown 🏆
@byusoccer_w claims the 2026 Big 12 Soccer Regular Season title!
what will all the hairstylists do now?
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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I love it - it's NOW the fuckwits are like - "oopsies, I guess the base WAS serious about that..." GTFO loser...
@SpeakerJohnson
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In the end, I don’t really care more than I did 2 weeks ago - politics is fascinating to watch and an extension of what the masses value. It’s been revealing and depressing to witness for decades.
Yesterday was nothing new, just progressively worse than last time, predictably…
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The funniest thing about this is that as much of a complete repudiation as tonight is of @realDonaldTrump, that ballsack @HillaryClinton STILL can’t say she beat him head to head - how much of a fucking LOSER do you have to be?
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when your choice is between lunatics and limp dicks, there is no result where you come out ahead. Congrats America - you're fooked...
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Remember, tomorrow's results is nothing more than a barometer of how fooked we are. That we are is a given - the question is to what degree. That will be revealed tomorrow (or next week, when ever the "votes are counted")
This is the stuff that should be in @LinkedIn - instead, it’s stories of “how wonderful I am and how my shit doesn’t stank” @ragebaitwriter
My wife's brother spent six years at a Japanese car plant in Kentucky. He was sent to teach the Americans our way of working.
He came home with a notebook. On the cover, in Japanese: "Things I Learned Instead."
Some pages:
"The first day of deer season, half the line takes vacation. HR plans for it every year. Nobody pretends to be sick. They just say 'deer season.'"
"They name the machines. The welding robot on Line 2 is Darlene. Darlene gets a birthday cake."
"When someone's wife has a baby, the whole line signs a card. The card is bigger than the baby."
"A man with thirty years on the line showed me a better way to do my own job. Then he said, 'Don't tell your boss I told you that, boss.'"
"Every Friday, someone brings doughnuts. Nobody is assigned. Somebody always does."
"They thank the janitor by name. Every day. His name is Curtis."
The last page is from his final day.
In our system, anyone can stop the line, but only for a problem. Stopping it is serious.
"On my last day, the line stopped for one minute. There was no problem. They stopped it to shake my hand."
He says it's the only time in six years he was happy to see the line stop.
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